j0nAzZ iNpH0MaTi0nAl pHi1e bEeYAtCH

-+ dIzK1AmUr +-

you read an article in jonas, yes?  you like it, yes?  you get
offended by the views contained within this magizine, yes?  well, too
fuckin' bad.  i don't care.  you've been warned: some of the views contained
within this magizine can and will be offensive.  jonas contains some of the
most vile and gut-wrenching stories and editorials you may ever find, be
afraid; be very afraid.

if, by the off chance, you get hurt via something you did after
reading an issue of jonas, we're not responsible for your stupid pranks.  it
doesn't matter much, anyway, we don't print many of them anarchy files.
actually, we do print _some_ anarchy-ish files, but well, they're really
stupid and silly. if you are really, really, stupid.

-+ wAnNa wRiTe? +-

wanna write for jonas?  well, as long as its well written, and
doesn't pertain to the legalization/growing of drugs, or the ansi scene,
then most likely we'll take it.  just be awared -- everything that is
submitted becames instant property of jonas electronic magizines
incorporated.  also, everything that is submitted its subject to my harsh
editing (including justification, gramitical changes, changing everything to
lowercase, and anything else i deem fit to do to your work.  if there are
any misspellings that you did on purpose, just let me know.), and everything
submitted is not gaurented to be printed in an issue of jonas.  it depends
on whether or not i like it; but, you have seen jonas, alot of what i get
goes in, regardless.  :)

if you'd like to submit, contact us;

first, most preferable, upload your work to avalon, jonas world head
quarters.  avalon is reached at (908) 739/4274.  there is a guest account
available, via the matrix.  you can download the latest issue of jonas,
write me mail, and upload you work.  hows that for elite?

you can email us, too.  email to: belial@raven.cybercomm.net..  its
not my account, its my friends, i will have my own account back by the next
issue.

also; you may wanna call the jonas vmb @ (800) 314/8885, box 585.
let me know that you wanna write, and leave a note stating where i can get
your work.  (no, i don't call long distance, so, it better be somewhere i
can reach you on the 'net, or else bubba.)

-+ wAnA SiTE? +-

yes, i do have distribution sites.  i sorta scrapped my old site
list, mainly because i didn't keep a good track on them.  h0h0.  so, just
reach me in one of the ways above, and let me know that you want a site, and
give me your bbs name, number, software, affiliations, and orientation
(text, art, et al).  don't forget to give me your name!@

-+ wH0Ze Ze mEmbERzZ? +-

well, i cut the member list, to only include those people who have
contributed since issue nine, so, without further ado, the people that we
love for doing us articles:

akira, belial, black francis, data ruckus, edicius, fake scorpion,
radigan, rattle, shadow tao, superdave, and last, and definally least,
terminal velocity.. .

we can't forget those artists!

belial, black francis, diehard, eerie, grey hawk, lucifer, scandal,
and twisted terrorist.. .

don't forget spiff, for all of his coding that he did for me, too.

as far as sites go;

world head quarters :: avalon :::::::::::: (908) 739/4274
celtic head quarters : the north star :::: (908) 264/5042

distribution site :::: comtec :::::::::::: (410) 437/3858
distribution site :::: full metal jacket : (203) 531/7626
distribution site :::: terminal frost :::: (808) 487/6812

ftp distro site ::: ftp://rush.dayton.net/pub/zines/jonas
ftp distro site ::: ftp://ftp.fc.net/pub/deadkat/incoming
ftp distro site ::::: ftp://ftp.etext.org/pub/Zines/Jonas
(the ftp.etext.org one isn't a real dir, yet, but they
will make it soon.  :>

(i can't verify whether or not the non-908 boards are still up -- its
your long distance call, bucko.)

-+ gIMmE dEm wARezZ! +-

thats it.  read the 'zine, enjoy it.  send your letters of query,
comments, and hate to edicius; he luvz it.