`ź,‚‚$ePUD14HYP.ARJöKŻē`ź,‚÷#eTT]¾‚ PUD_1_14.HYPF¼EĄ.TOPIC:MAIN .COMMENT: ŚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-łśł-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄæ ³ ÜÜÜÜ ³ ³ ŽŻ ßÜ Ż ³ ³ ŽŻ ŽŻ Ž ³ ³ ŽŻ Üß Ž ³ | ŽŻ ÜßÜß Ü ÜßßßÜ Ū | : ŽŻ Ż Ż Ż Ū ߯ : ł ŽŻŽ Ž Ż Ū Ż ł ś ŻŻ Ż Ż Ż Ż ś Ž ßÜÜÜÜŻ ŽÜÜÜÜßÜ ß ISSuE 14, VOLuME 1 - IF A LLaMA ACCOMPANiES - - YOU ON A FLIGHT TO - - PARAGuAY, NOTiFY US! - [PUD_1_14.~HYP~] ~TĆ“‚ PiZZA UNDeRGROuND DiGEST~ ISSuE 14, VOLuME 1 ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-łśł-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ > EDiTED BY NO COURiER ś WWiVNET 2506@36 < ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ-łśł-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ [PgDn ķ Contents] śłž A RuDE TaBLE OF CONTeNTS žłś ŚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄæ ³ śł-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄæ ³‘ ~Welcome Back!~ ³ ³‘ ~Llama & Spam Stir-Fry~ śł-ÄÄĶ» Mmm-Mmm G00D! ³°° ³‘ ~Hacking Your Favorite Llama~ ŗ For You Unix-Hackers ³°° ³‘ ~Spanish-Sounding Names For Your Llama~ ³ T£ madr‚ es en stufa. ³°° ³‘ ~The Llama's Affiliation With the FBI~ ³ I'm the KGB, d00D! ³°° ³‘ ~Why I Prefer Llamii to VNet~ ³ I MAiM VBBS SYSoPS! ³°° ³‘ ~Why Necrocixelsyd Prefers his Llama to his Wife~ ³ I would too... ³°° ³‘ ~The Llama is our friend~ ³ Both of your friends. ³°° ³‘ ~Why the Plural Form of Llama is "Llamii"~ ŗ Why? 'Cuz we love you.³°° ³‘ ~Phun with Satan's Mutt~ śł-ÄÄĶ¼ *ADDeD PuD BONuS!* ³°° ³‘ ~Closing, Addresses, & GR@@TS~ ³°° ³ śł-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄŁ°° ĄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄŁ°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° .END:MAIN ------------------------- Welcome Back! INCLUDE statements .TOPIC:Welcome Back! .WINDOW:3,0,0,7,13,0,1,2,78,21 ž WELCoME BaCK, K0TTeR Welcome back to PuD. In this issue I, NO COURiER, plan to bless you all with one of the finer things in life. Llamas. Finer pets, finer dining, finer sex for you Unix hacking freaks, and above all; finer ungulates. I plan to put the Llama on a pedestal, and crack on Necrophiliac at the same time. Of course, this isn't his true name, just an all-too-true variation of his alias. This isn't Dragnet, but names are often changed to protect the innocent, and the Unix-hacking freaks of nature. - NO COURiER °±²Ū Quote of the day: Ū²±° "If I knew that much about ~Unix hacking~, I would probably fuck llamas too!" D”SCL’”MäR ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ TH‚ PiZZA UNDeRGROuND DiGEST ASSuMES N0 LIaBILiTY F0R ANY ABD0MiNAL CRAMPiNG, BODiLY DISFiGURATiON OR MENTaL DISSENTiON CAuSED BY THE TEXT CONTAINED HEREiN. Thank you. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ .END:Welcome Back! ------------------------- Unix hacking INCLUDE statements .TOPIC:Unix hacking .WINDOW:11,0,0,2,4,0,4,4,71,3 ~Unix’hacking~ is something that keeps Necrocixelsyd's empty head busy. .END:Unix hacking ------------------------- .TOPIC:Unix’hacking .WINDOW:20,0,28,4,29,0,27,10,27,3 What are you, STUPiD?!?!? .END:Unix’Hacking ------------------------- .TOPIC:HYP .WINDOW:5,0,13,5,4,0,22,10,36,4 ­SUPRiSE! This issue is in HyperText Format! .END:HYP ------------------------- .TOPIC:TĆ“‚ PiZZA UNDeRGROuND DiGEST .WINDOW:5,0,13,5,4,0,10,10,62,4 ž Critically Acclaimed! "****«" - Siskel & Ebert ž Banned in 32 States! "I HATE them... Really, really, HATE them!" - Edwin Meese, Director, FCC ž The Newest Addition to the Roman Catholic Church's Index! "Why, those evil sinners are worse than Sin‚ad O'Connor!" - Pope John Paul II .END:TĆ“‚ PiZZA UNDeRGROuND DiGEST ------------------------- .TOPIC:Llama & Spam Stir-Fry .WINDOW:1,0,13,5,11,0,9,10,62,11 ž Llama & Spam Stir-Fry This is one of my personal favorite llama recipes. Unlike Beavers, Woodchucks, and other such stupid rodents, the llama is an animal WoRTHY of your attention. Llamii evolved with one ambition: to be a cult animal. ~The Llama is our friend~. OPTiONS: Ÿ ~ACQUIRiNG THE LLAMA~ Ÿ ~INGREDiENTS~ Ÿ ~DiRECTiONS~ .END:Llama & Spam Stir-Fry ------------------------- .TOPIC:ACQUIRiNG THE LLAMA .WINDOW:1,0,12,4,10,0,8,10,65,10 ž ACQUIRiNG TH‚ LLaMA There are two routes you can take to acquiring a tasty llama. Both of these methods will be fully documented. As always, wild llamas are much tastier than domestic llamas, so METHoD 1 is recommended. OPTiONS: Ÿ ~METHoD 1~ ‘ WiLD LLAMii Ÿ ~METHoD 2~ ‘ DOMeSTiC LLAMii .END:ACQUIRiNG THE LLAMA --------------------- METHoD 1 INCLUDE statements .TOPIC:METHoD 1 .WINDOW:9,0,0,7,13,0,9,9,62,14 ÆśłMETHoD 1łś® Materials needed: ś 33,459 loyal, adventurous friends ś 1 Sawed-off Shotgun ś 33,458 Boy-Scout-Approved Buck Knives ś 500 A-10 Tanks ś 120 Patriot Missile Truck Stations ś 33,459 Stylish Pairs of Sunglasses and Tweed Hats ś A Mascot, such as a llama ś A big trash bag ś An Awful Lot of Gall Fly to Peru ~coach~, carrying your war machines as luggage. Security should be no problem. Once you land in Peru, flee the airport immediately. They may be on to you. Set up camp in a secluded area, such as in the streets of Lima. Put all of your tanks on guard, as well as your Patriot launchers. The wild llamii are very fiesty, and may attack first. At dawn, attack the Peruvian frontier, yelling a war cry like "Remember Last Night's Beans and Jelly!" or something of that nature. Upon sighting of a llama, tackle it and put it in the trash bag. Go home. .END:METHoD 1 --------------------- .TOPIC:METHoD 2 .WINDOW:2,0,11,3,1,0,9,8,62,6 ÆśłMETHoD 2łś® Materials Needed: ś A Ball-Peen Hammer Find out where Necrocixelsyd lives. While he is asleep, grab his llama, hit it over the head with your hammer, and leave. Don't forget to take the llama. .END:METHoD 2 --------------------- .TOPIC:coach .WINDOW:20,0,12,4,13,0,5,5,50,3 Flying 33,459 People First Class Can Be EXPENSiVE! .END:coach ---------------------- INGREDiENTS INCLUDE statements .TOPIC:INGREDiENTS .WINDOW:5,0,13,5,12,0,18,5,44,12 ³Ingredients:³ 1 whole Llama - Gutted, Cleaned, and Fileted 2 cans of Spam - Gelatin intact 2 cloves Garlic - Minced 1 Vidalia Onion - Chopped 2 Tsp Ty Ling Hot Oil OPTiONS: Ÿ ~DIRECTiONS~ Ÿ ~ACQUIRiNG THE LLAMA~ .END:INGREDiENTS ----------------------- .TOPIC:DIRECTiONS .WINDOW:9,0,11,3,4,0,10,5,12,60 ž DIRECTiONS Add Hot Oil to gong-sized wok. Slice llama filets in to strips, and cook stirring vigorously on high. Mush up Spam in to a dog-foodlike consistency. Add to llama, and continue stirring. After five minutes, or when meat turns a light golden-brown, add onions and garlic, ginger to the taste. Continue to cook stirring vigorously until smoke alarm goes off. Serve on cheap paperplates with rice and Lucky Charms. Serves 33,459 in small portions. .END:DIRECTiONS ------------------------ Hacking Your Favorite Llama INCLUDE statements .TOPIC:Hacking Your Favorite Llama .WINDOW:0,1,3,0,4,3,6,12,68,10 ž HACKiNG THE LLaMA Y0U LoVE Llama hacking is a relatively new concept. The `sport' has yet to even touch with the idiotic LaMeR CyberJokes in most areas. When ~Mondo 2000~ documents it, I will talk. I am just too ahead of my time for my own good. This is the new world order in T/FiLEZ. Long live the PiZZA UNDeRGROuND DiGEST! May all Huntsville-based cheap imitations written by potato farmers rot in there own swill-infested cowardly sties of self-created pity! HA! .END:Hacking Your Favorite Llama ------------------------ .TOPIC:Mondo 2000 .WINDOW:13,0,9,1,4,0,18,8,44,6 A. The Fieldguide for Uncreative CyberLosers B. A Valuable Commodity for Lamers C. A Waste of Time and Money D. All of the Above .END:Mondo 2000 --------------------- .TOPIC:Spanish-Sounding Names For Your Llama .WINDOW:0,7,11,3,4,0,12,5,56,5 ž ­Llamo Espa¤ol mi Llama! Everybody should name their llama before they eat it. The following is a collection of good, Spanish-sounding names for your phun pet. Ÿ Gordo - Means "fat," I think. Sounds good. Ÿ Tonto - Means stupid. The Lone Ranger was not as nice as he seemed. Ÿ Tu madre es un pupitr‚ - Your mother is a Desk. "Tumad" for short. Ÿ Feliz Navidad - Call him Felix. Ÿ Taco Belgrande - Leave out the "Taco" and it will sound convincing. Ÿ SoCKS - What it is! Ÿ Margarita - You knew that was coming. Go away. .END:Spanish-Sounding Names For Your Llama --------------------------------- .TOPIC:The Llama's Affiliation With The FBI .WINDOW:0,5,11,3,5,0,13,0,54,23 ž The llama's affiliation with the FBI What the fuck do you care about the FBI? Get a life, loser. Those guys have better things to do than look for 40 meg 2400 bps 0-7 day wArEz boardz. They could, for example: Download something smooth from a SuperBBS board; Try out a new game they downloaded from Rusty & EDDDDDDDDDDDDDie's; Wash their car which they drive legally, because they exceed 13 years of age; Trim their toenails; et cetera. The list goes on and on. Give these guys a break. Sure they want to be feared like all cops do, but they aren't PuD. What's to be scared of? .END:The Llama's Affiliation With The FBI -------------------------------------- .TOPIC:Why I Prefer Llamii to VNet .WINDOW:0,1,12,4,13,0,18,8,44,7 ž Why I Prefer Llamii to VNet 1) Llamii do NOT ask completely irrelevant, STUPiD questions when you try to sell a peripheral. "Is the hard drive external?" Are you serious!?!?! 2) Llamii do not whine and cry more than Sally Struthers 3) Llamii can be moderated 4) Llamii don't wish they were WWiVNet 5) Llamii have mailing addresses that exceed 4 characters 6) Llamii are useful 7) Llamii are tolerable 8) Llamii are not the EPITOME of LAMeNESS. I hope ALL of you VirtualNet GEEKS either find a REAL net, or die of some strange tropical disease! I HATE YOU! > I -=šĆ“Žēš=- YOU! < .END:Why I Prefer Llamii to VNet ---------------------------------- .TOPIC:Why Necrocixelsyd Prefers his Llama to his Wife .WINDOW:5,0,13,5,3,0,9,8,62,7 ž Why Necrocixelsyd prefers his Llama to his Wife Alright... this named local-bashing (in good fun of course) is getting boring, lame even. Hell, this entire issue is just circumloquating Syd's love of llamas. Why? Because it's a _LLAMA_! Is there really any further explanation required? NO! .END:Why Necrocixelsyd Prefers his Llama to his Wife ---------------------------------------- .TOPIC:The Llama is our friend .WINDOW:9,0,9,1,3,0,21,2,38,18 ž The llama is our friend Pretty llama Walkin' down the street Pretty llama Kind I'd like to meet Pretty llama Your muy bonita, and pretty too. Nobody stir-fries like you do. Groovy. Pretty llama Fryin' in my wok Pretty llama Killed you with a rock Pretty llama Your so tasty, I can't be wrong. Please won't you pass the Grey Poupon? Yummy. .END:The Llama is our friend ------------------------------- .TOPIC:Why the Plural Form of Llama is "Llamii" .WINDOW:4,0,13,5,10,0,17,7,46,6 ž WHY THE PLURaL F0RM oF LLAMA IS "LLAMII" Because I said so. It sounds Latin. Technically, you would use the word llamii in the same way you use "viruses" and "virii," "fishes" and "fish." Llamii, Virii and Fish: Refers to members of one decendance, family species, variant, or whatever. You know. Llamas, Viruses, and Fishes: Refers to a mixed population of different species, families, ancestries, or whatever. .END:Why the Plural Form of Llama is "Llamii" --------------------------------- Phun With Satan's Mutt INCLUDE statements .TOPIC:Phun With Satan's Mutt .WINDOW:0,5,8,0,3,0,4,2,65,20 ž LeT'S BaSH SATaN'S MuTT A little while back, Baphomet and I stumbled across what we thought would be an exception to Huntsville's 110% LaME rule. Well, he seemed c00l at first, but let us examine the idiotic Satan's Mutt, or Intruder. He has proved to be the lamer to end all lamers - VBBS SysOps for miles around are proud of him. I first talked to Intruder via his BBS, where he instinctively pulled me in to ~chat as soon as the modems connected~. Anyway, I talked to him for a little while. He was running ~ViSiON v.83~. Anyway, he was pretty cool for a little while - he seemed to know his shit better than most of the protazoa that disgraces Huntsville's modem community. I soon talked to him voice, and he was ~bragging about his Sony BetaMax~. He spoke of all the K/RaD k00l things he did in Ft. Worth, and how he was a major phreak and hacker and evrything. He knew what a ~PBX~ was. I was almost proud of sad-ass Huntsville for once. Approximately .00001 of it's population now knew what a ~PBX~ was. However, he soon came to bragging about how fast his ~keyboard refresh rate~ was. Baphomet was nice enough (for once) to give the kid a copy of the new ViSiON/X. Of course, Intruder was still running a sad-ass copy of ~FrontDoor v2.01 Unreg'ed~. Baphomet was also nice enough for a little while to help out Intruder with his Pascal coding. Soon enough, ~Intruder couldn't clear the screen in Turbo Pascal~ without asking Baphomet for a toolkit. At this point, Baphomet and I realized that he was prone to fits of lameness. If only we knew that he would soon take the cake. Baphomet and I would crack on him often while speaking with him voice, but I don't think he realized we were serious. We started cracking on his very existance. "So, you want to form an alliance named after your rude attempt at a software development company? HA! Get a life you fuckin' lamer. Why don't you form your own alliance of fags with your ~suck-buddy VBBS friends~." That was what the conversations started to amount to. He didn't seem to get the point. Eventually, he began to see that we really didn't like him very much. Boo fuckin' hoo, mama's boy. He started to get pissed when we wouldn't take him or his BBS seriously. He dropped carrier on us for joking around on his big bad ~InfoForms~. One day, the loser decided to be all slick and try to hack a local WWiV board Shade's, after I told him REPEATeDLY N0T to. I soon heard of all the bullshit, and the fuckin' idiot tries to tell me it was a joke, and he was just seeing if the new WWiV could be hacked like that, with the LAME-ASS ~pkunzip.bat~. The lamer continued to deny it, as I chatted with him via one of his lame-ass ViSiON chat screens, and was being fed true information from Baphomet voice at the same time. He said he did it under his real name. "Is `~Satan's Mutt~' on your birth certificate?" I asked. I then had the decency to tell him that if he EVER, EVER, pissed me off AGAiN, I would knock him out, 'cuz momma said so. I'll have to jump to that soon. Now I hear NecroPixieStik need's Intruder's nose surgically removed from his ass. Somehow, Syd was groveled to enough to where he was specified as Co-SysOp of Intruder's board. Well Necro, I though you were pretty cool. A good source of free food. I must have been wrong... Soon enough, Intruder will see his ~IDE drives lose cylinders~, and his .EXE and .COM files mysteriously disappear. Yeah, I'll do this under my REaL FUCKiN' NaME, T00. > True Story... >> Intruder pronounces warez as "WAR-EZ." >>> Die lamer... die, die, die. - NO COURiER .END:Phun With Satan's Mutt ------------------------------ .TOPIC:PBX .WINDOW:9,0,13,5,4,0,25,6,26,5 PBX: Pretty Blue Xylophone or Peanut Butter Extra .END:PBX ------------------------------ .TOPIC:chat as soon as the modems connected .WINDOW:4,0,4,0,13,0,10,3,61,3 > I should of known from right there that he was quite lame. .END:chat as soon as the modems connected ------------------------------- .TOPIC:ViSiON v.83 .WINDOW:4,0,4,0,13,0,10,4,61,3 > I should of known he was lame. .END:ViSiON v.83 ------------------------------ .TOPIC:bragging about his Sony BetaMax .WINDOW:4,0,4,0,13,0,10,5,61,3 > I should of known he was very lame. .END:bragging about his Sony BetaMax ------------------------------ .TOPIC:keyboard refresh rate .WINDOW:4,0,4,0,13,0,10,6,61,3 > I should of known he was very, very lame. .END:keyboard refresh rate ------------------------------ .TOPIC:FrontDoor v2.01 Unreg'ed .WINDOW:4,0,4,0,13,0,10,7,61,3 > I should of known he was very, very, very lame. .END:FrontDoor v2.01 Unreg'ed ------------------------------ .TOPIC:Intruder couldn't clear the screen in Turbo Pascal .WINDOW:4,0,4,0,13,0,10,8,61,3 > I should of known he was VERY, VERY, VERY FUCKiN' lame. .END:Intruder couldn't clear the screen in Turbo Pascal ------------------------------ .TOPIC:suck-buddy VBBS friends .WINDOW:4,0,4,0,13,0,10,9,61,3 > I started to realize he was EXTREMeLY FUCKiN' lame. .END:suck-buddy VBBS friends ------------------------------ .TOPIC:InfoForms .WINDOW:4,0,4,0,13,0,10,10,61,3 > I started to realize he was the EPiTOME of lameness. .END:InfoForms ------------------------------ .TOPIC:pkunzip.bat .WINDOW:4,0,4,0,13,0,10,11,61,3 > I realized that I would dot his eye if we met in person. .END:pkunzip.bat ------------------------------ .TOPIC:Satan's Mutt .WINDOW:4,0,4,0,13,0,10,12,61,3 > I realized that I would KiLL HIM IF WE MeT IN PeRS0N. .END:Satan's Mutt ------------------------------ .TOPIC:IDE drives lose cylinders .WINDOW:10,0,10,2,4,0,27,10,26,10 I'M G0NNA KNoCK YOU 0UT! MaMA SAiD KNoCK YOU 0UT! I'M G0NNA KNoCK YOU 0UT! MaMA SAiD KNoCK YOU 0UT! I'M G0NNA KNoCK YOU 0UT! MaMA SAiD KNoCK YOU 0UT! I'M G0NNA KNoCK YOU 0UT! MaMA SAiD KNoCK YOU 0UT! I'M G0NNA KNoCK YOU 0UT! MaMA SAiD KNoCK YOU 0UT! I'M G0NNA KNoCK YOU 0UT! MaMA SAiD KNoCK YOU 0UT! I'M G0NNA KNoCK YOU 0UT! MaMA SAiD KNoCK YOU 0UT! I'M G0NNA KNoCK YOU 0UT! MaMA SAiD KNoCK YOU 0UT! I'M G0NNA KNoCK YOU 0UT! MaMA SAiD KNoCK YOU 0UT! .END:IDE drives lose cylinders ------------------------------ Closing, Addresses, & GR@@TS INCLUDE statements .TOPIC:Closing, Addresses, & GR@@TS .WINDOW:0,1,9,0,4,0,1,2,78,22 --- END PuD 1:14 - Look for PuD Volume 1 - Desk reference .ARJ'ed library --- --------- with loader, hacked mods, viewer, and more PhUN, D00000d! ---------- ŚÄÄÄ-łśśł-ÄÄÄæ ³ ĀÄÄÄÄ ³ | ³ ³:)³Ä | : ³ÄÄÄŁ³ ³ ³ : ł ³³ ³ ³ ³ ł ś ³ĄÄÄij ³Ä ś GR@@TS ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ~Greets and Thanx~ in this issue go to: ķ Intruder ķ Shadow I)ragon ķ DeRrIcK ķ Mr. Brownstone ķ Spirit ķ Viper ķ ķ The Ethereal Plane ķ The File Dimension ķ Perfect Anarchy ķ The Sanitarium ķ ķ TNT ķ ~O/P/K~ ķ SAGA ķ SCA ķ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶĶÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ž WaNT TO SuBMIT YOUR BEST RECoRDED LAMeNESS? E/Mail all responses, submissions, contributions, and h0t nEw PC LemmingZ WaReZ to: NO COURiER - WWiVNeT 2506@36 Baphomet The Limbo King - WWiVNeT 2506@14 >> Get your shit together McAfee... SPaMDiNAViAN SoftwareZ comin' to ToWN! << .END:Closing, Addresses, & GR@@TS -------------------------- Greets and Thanx INCLUDE statements .TOPIC:Greets and Thanx .WINDOW:0,2,12,4,5,0,12,20,55,3 That was a joke. Those listed SuCK, ESPECiALLY ~O/P/K~! .END:Greets and Thanx ------------------------- .TOPIC:O/P/K .WINDOW:9,0,13,5,4,0,33,3,14,6 O/P/K: O.bscene P.lagiaristic K.00L .END:O/P/K `ź*‚L$eIIhJś‡ TOPICS.DOC–b HyperText Version of the CRITiCALLY ACCLAiMED PuD #14!/PUD_1_14.hyp `ź