TEXT +++THOUGHT+++ TEXT ... scabs TEXT 3 biggest lies: Clean version TEXT 3 degrees below zero TEXT 81's puns TEXT 82.03.03_utzoo.1459_net.jokes.q TEXT 82.04.02_utcsrgv.173_net.jokes.q TEXT A Middle East Parable (no, this doesn't belong in net.jokes.q) TEXT A Twin Tower Saga TEXT A University by any other name... TEXT A chemical tale that almost rhymes TEXT A new chemical form of birth control TEXT A pun from the Windy City TEXT A refurbished very old joke TEXT Abelian Grapes TEXT Adhesives and Pastries TEXT Aggie War Story TEXT Alexander Portnoy ... TEXT And I'm not Joe King TEXT Another DEC joke TEXT Another Polish Joke TEXT Another Zen light bulb joke TEXT Another class of jokes TEXT Another class of jokes TEXT Another police joke TEXT Applied Grammar TEXT Artie the wierdo TEXT BULL JOKES TEXT BULL jokes question TEXT Baby Jokes TEXT Baby jokes. TEXT Barak Pearlmutter's correction of Charles Horton's stolen joke TEXT Being an elevator operator... TEXT Being an explosives expert... 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TEXT New PCM newsgroup TEXT Non-discriminating (I think) Ethnic Joke TEXT Not a Polish joke TEXT Not another light bulb joke TEXT Not for Japanese elephant lovers TEXT Not for Negros. -- no racism intended TEXT Not really q TEXT Obscene Phone Call TEXT Oh, boy! Elephant jokes! TEXT Olde Doit TEXT On the lighter side TEXT One more krazy joke TEXT Our govt vs. Mcdonald's TEXT Peculiar questions TEXT Pinocchio TEXT Pipeline Jokes TEXT Polymer chemists do it... TEXT Premed Primer TEXT Preppies Beware TEXT Presidents Buy Socks TEXT Presidents in heaven TEXT Programmer joke TEXT Prussion Officer Corps (an oldie, but not heard for a while) TEXT Q & A TEXT Quantum mechanics TEXT Question TEXT Quotation... TEXT RE: Being a coal miner TEXT RE: VERY POOR TASTE TEXT Raggedy-Ann TEXT Re-incarnation. TEXT Re: TEXT Re: Camel story TEXT Re: Sex and the Simple Man TEXT Re: 81's puns TEXT Re: A University by any other name... TEXT Re: And What is Love? TEXT Re: Another Polish Joke TEXT Re: BULL JOKES TEXT Re: Baby jokes. TEXT Re: Being an elevator operator... TEXT Re: But can they make good guacamole?? TEXT Re: Camel story TEXT Re: Chem joke TEXT Re: Chemists Only TEXT Re: Chemists Only TEXT Re: Computer-oriented songs TEXT Re: Consulting Rates TEXT Re: DWI TEXT Re: Do-its Query TEXT Re: Do-its Query TEXT Re: EE do its TEXT Re: Egg Joke TEXT Re: Ethnic Jokes TEXT Re: Ethnic Jokes TEXT Re: Ethnic jokes TEXT Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics TEXT Re: For All of You People who are Confused by Modern Physics TEXT Re: Golden Throne TEXT Re: How Many Americans TEXT Re: How many Americans? TEXT Re: How many Americans? TEXT Re: How many Americans? TEXT Re: How many Carl Sagan's does it take to screw in a light bulb? TEXT Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb? TEXT Re: How many USENET people does it take to change a light bulb? TEXT Re: Leper joke TEXT Re: More peculiar questions TEXT Re: More peculiar questions TEXT Re: Murphys Law TEXT Re: Murphys Law TEXT Re: RE: VERY POOR TASTE TEXT Re: Roses are red... TEXT Re: Roses are red...? TEXT Re: Still Another Light Bulb Joke TEXT Re: Texas strikes back at HBS TEXT Re: Texas strikes back at HBS TEXT Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics TEXT Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics TEXT Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics TEXT Re: The 3 Laws of Thermodynamics TEXT Re: To get the ball rolling . . . TEXT Re: To get the ball rolling . . . TEXT Re: To get the ball rolling . . . TEXT Re: To get the ball rolling... TEXT Re: What do you get ... TEXT Re: avoid Neptuneans in ethnic jokes TEXT Re: bad jokes on the net TEXT Re: chem joke TEXT Re: chem wit TEXT Re: dead babies TEXT Re: further auto jokes TEXT Re: further auto jokes TEXT Re: humor of questionable taste TEXT Re: joke TEXT Re: more bulb jokes TEXT Re: more bulb jokes TEXT Re: re: Confessions of Margret Trudeau. 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TEXT Wood-eye Joke TEXT Wordplay TEXT Worse than bad taste TEXT YAIJ (Yet another If ... joke. TEXT YALBJ TEXT YALBJ TEXT YALBJ (Yet ANother Light Bulb Joke) TEXT YALBJ with a twist TEXT Yak & Yuk TEXT Yet Another Camel Joke TEXT Yet Another Light Bulb Joke TEXT Yet Another Limerick TEXT Yet another lightbulb joke ... TEXT Yiddish Encounter TEXT You call it what??? TEXT You rogue! TEXT Zen and Light Bulbs TEXT a chuckle TEXT a curiosity TEXT a fable TEXT a funny one for once???? TEXT another dead baby joke TEXT another do it joke... 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