CAMPING SPOTS It's sunny this weekend, so like a coiled spring I've been let loose attempting all sorts of things on my weekend to-do list in a rush, and stuffing most of them up. The worst stuff up was at the end of yesterday when, having yet again postponed replacing my repaired fuel tank in my 'new' (old) Jag since now it's got bogged inside the flooding shed, I set to work on my trailer instead. It came from my uncle who died, and was originally my great grandfather's. I've decided I want to turn it into a DIY camper trailer so I can holiday without the hassle of trying to find cheap hotels/motels and trying to cram too many activities into short stays. First job was just to get it up on blocks with the wheels off to get the tyres replaced (the old crossply ones it has are cracking apart), as well as check the wheel bearings where I was told one might be broken. Good news is the wheel bearings are fine, it even has grease nipples so regreasing is easy, one hub is just missing a couple of wheel studs so I'll have to buy those (hmm, or check they weren't removed so the wheel would fit on...). Bad news is while trying to wriggle one wheel out past the hub with it beside the house, I knocked the trailer off the blocks, into the house's old A/C unit, which fell on the side of my 'old' (newer) Jag! Damage wasn't as bad as first appearances at least, just a small dent on the door and only some small scratches made it through the paint, which I've painted over this morning. The dent isn't that obvious, but annoying, and it's the first dent I've put in it. I'll have to try to polish out the lighter scratches later. Anyhow, if anything it's left me more determined to be rid of all my hassles trying to do things here and get away for a while, maybe quite a while. For starters this afternoon I'm going to go visit some more dams east of Ballarat, which I was going to do earlier but as usual spent all my time working out my route and trying to figure out what access is like at different places (it's remarkably hard to tell on maps and the internet whether a reservoir will have security fencing and "Keep Out" signs), or a welcome sign and a picnic area. But I've also been compiling a growing list of places to visit if/when I do get a camper trailer together and can take some long trips. Just about too many to remember, so I'll start a list here: SNOWY HYDRO I've been talking about this for a long time. The Snowy Hydro scheme is an obvious peak for my dam obsession. Only trouble is since I started thinking about visiting it pre-COVID, they've stopped doing regular tours inside the generator building, which was going to be the highlight for me. Now you can apply and be notified when the next tour is happening, but that means tying my whole holiday to them, not even knowing how much warning I'll get if/when they decide to offer a tour. Typical logic of a government operation. Also my 6x4' trailer is small enough it doesn't require registration in the state of Victoria, but that rule doesn't apply in New South Wales. However it's close enough to the border that I can set up camp in Victoria and easily travel around in NSW during the day. In fact I found one camp site at one of the closest Victorian towns that's clothing optional, so that's very tempting to the nudist in me, well in warmer weather than now at least. TASMANIAN "POWER TRAIL" Tasmania is the only other state that allows unregistered small trailers, and they also have the nation's biggest concentration of hydroelectric schemes. I even found a brochure called the "power trail" or something similar for a route touring them, including one early disused hydroelectric plant that's open as a museum. All sounds perfect. Except the ferry crossing will be expensive, and things could get pretty difficult being stranded accross the ocean if the Jag breaks down, but it's pretty attractive overall. MOORALLA GEMSTONE RESERVE One thing that often nags at me on holidays is a sense of pointlessness. You see things, sure, they look pretty, you get a photo, but what have you really achieved by it all? Well Mooralla, right next to the Rocklands Reservoir which I visited a while ago, at least offers some pretty rocks you can take home from a public gemstone reserve (possibly the only one in the state). Since people have been digging it up dor decades, you apparantly have to dig really deep to get nice "geodes" which are hollow rocks that can be cut open to reveal intricate crystal structures inside, but regular small "smokey quartz" crystals are reportedly still findable by digging shallow holes or just looking through spoils left from deeper excavations. Apparantly there's a toilet and you can camp there. I've got plenty of tools for digging holes already, so it seems like a fun idea to work into the evening picking away at a hole and seeing what I can find. Only trouble is the access road might be a little questionable in the Jag. SHE OAKS NUDIST RETREAT This is a relatively nearby nudist retreat. I'm not sure how good I'd be with the socialising aspect, probably as bad as I am with my clothes on. But they have camp sites and apparantly some bushwalking tracks which would be fun to explore naked. Unlike some, they do allow single people in. Probably best not to get my hopes up about finding a girlfriend there though. OUTBACK ADVENTURES My stepfather wants to get rid of his 1980s Toyota Land Cruiser, and has offered it to join my suddenly growing repository of 1980s vehicles. It's rusty and probably needs more work than I can find time for without giving up on depeloping new products for a while. But I'm thinking it might be time to take a break from all that anyway, so it might happen. Plus I've long had these places in mind to visit in outback South Australia and Western Australia: EMU As someone nuts about nuclear technology, how can I resist the site of some of the british nuclear tests during the 1950s? It's accompanied by the ruins of the town "Emu" which was built for the project. A good place to try out my various geiger counters. It is, of course, well away from anywhere and not somewhere to set off to as a first trip. I'd also have to really go over the Land Cruiser mechanically first trip. Also on the way there's Woomera and Coober Pedy to check out, for more military tech, and more gemstones. Oh well, I've finished lunch and I'm out of time to set off on today's outing now, so I'll leave it at that. - The Free Thinker.