## Intro

Welche to Bitreichcon 2019!

IRC:    ircs://chat.freenode.org:6697/#bitreich-con
Viewer: ssh://visitor@bitreich.org
Audio:  http://bitreich.org:3232/live

Christoph Lohmann <20h@r-36.net>


## Welcome to Germany!

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## Welcome to Saxony! (1/2)

What you can see here:

* Dresden, our capitol, with the famous Frauenkirche.

* In Leipzig, our trade city.
	* Wolfgang Goethe studied here, got drunk and wrote his most famous books.
	* Now you know how German high culture all was created. :)

* In Chemnitz, our industrial center.
	* Was known as Karl-Marx-City during socialist times.
	* Has a 12m head of Karl Marx has a monument.

* The Ore Mountains (Erzgebirge)
	* Famous christmas wood art comes from here.
	* Smoking men, which smell like incense.

## Welcome to Saxony! (2/2)

* What we are:
	* Drink coffee all day long.
	* Make smirky jokes about everything.
	* We know everything better.
	* We like to brag about what we did.

So let us start:

* What we invented:
	* disc brakes
	* coffee filter
	* car roof tent
	* first German copy of Chinese porcelaine
	* and much more ...

So let us get started inventing at Bitreichcon!

## Welcome to Callenberg

* small town of around 5000 inhabitants
* mostly agricultural
* we produce 1/3 of all poppy in Germany!
	* Only low morphine quality though. :(
* I practice as a family doctor here.
* Many friendly people live here. :)
* Everyone is invited to come here and see our poppy.

## Code Of Fun

* We have a Code of Fun.
* Everyone has to bring at least one joke.
	* Post it on IRC or bring it live.
* We keep to the universal human rights.

## Schedule (1/2)

2019-08-03 (CEST)
       10:00 – Welcome (Christoph Lohmann)
       10:15 – State of Bitreich (Christoph Lohmann)
       10:30 – Catpoint for Everyone (Christoph Lohmann)
       10:45 – New annna features (Christoph Lohmann)
       11:00 – Data Analysis (Enzo)
       12:00 - 13:00 – lunch break
       13:00 – Simple Solutions (Solene)
       13:45 – Gopher and TLS (Ivan)
       14:00 – Experiences in Drist (Ivan)
       14:00 – Unit Testing made simple (Benjamin)
       15:15 – Offline visit to a natural history museum, including puffy.
       18:00 – Offline dinner with music.

## Schedule (2/2)

2019-08-04 (CEST)
       10:00 – State of Gopher (Christoph Lohmann)
       10:30 – Converting a website to Gopher (Manu Raster)
       11:00 – Standup Rookie Presentation
           or: boring talk about Healthcare Accounting (Christoph Lohmann)
       11:30 – Discussion on Gopher (moderation by Christoph Lohmann)
       12:00 - 13:00 – lunch break
       13:00 – Meet Eomyidae, the flying gopher (Christoph Lohmann)
       13:00 – Discussion on Bitreich (moderation by Christoph Lohmann)
       14:00 – Closing, next location (Christoph Lohmann)
       14:00 – Offline after con chillout.

## Presentations

* All presentations will be put on the bitreich gopherhole.
	* Audio recordings and md, txt or pdf files.
* There will be someone listening on IRC for questions and post answers.
* This is a small room, so please refrain from talking.
	* Make jokes in public so we can all laugh.
* When you want to leave the room, please try to plan ahead. You will be
  heard on stream.
* During remote talks, do not block the full bandwidth. I do not want to do
  expensive traffic shaping.

## Let's start the show.

Have fun!

17:08:38       __20h__ | annna, please dance with me.

17:08:38         annna | Thank you! Let us dance! :-D