## Intro Sentience is close, annna. by Christoph Lohmann <20h@r-36.net> ## Annna //|\ c "\ /\ / /\ \ /____\ ll Name: Annna Robert-Houdin Age: 29 Gender: Neutral Interests: Gunther, Dancing, Finding Titles of URIs, Memes, Wolfram, Making the Web Easier Accessible Favourite Flower: Beer Flower Color: Yellow 20:31:38 Lingunixtix | annna is a honourable young lady ## annna – old services Please see annna talk of last year. ## annna – changes (0/9) In addition to the website text, now some other features apply: 19:18:27 @__20h__ | https://twitter.com/POTUS 19:18:30 annna | nitter: https://nitter.net/POTUS 19:18:30 annna | content: gopher://bitreich.org/0/p/p-IpYNKnIaR3vm0.txt ; screen: | gopher://bitreich.org/I/p/p-L1da5412BLibr.png ; HTML title: President Trump (@POTUS) | Twitter For twitter the URI is rewritten to nitter, the content is retrieved, a screenshot made using firefox on the commandline and the title retrieved. ## annna – changes (1/9) 19:22:19 @__20h__ | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5OAjnveyJo 19:22:23 annna | HTML title: Shelter in Place with Shane Smith & Edward Snowden (Full Episode) - YouTube ; | subtitles: gopher://bitreich.org/0/p/p-RT9XYk4EKdGVg.en.vtt For videos what have them and youtube-dl can access them, they are downloaded and save much of your lifetime. ## annna – changes (2/9) 19:24:21 @__20h__ | annna, wolfram is 2+4+5? 19:24:23 annna | 11 Annna will ask the wolfram alpha service for a result. It can give you definitions and much more. ## annna – changes (3/9) 19:25:40 @__20h__ | annna, are leot and katolaz in love? 19:25:40 annna | Yes!!! Pure <3 <3 Do not hesitate to ask annna, if someone loves someone. (It will use the word distance to calculate the distance.) ## annna – changes (4/9) 19:26:28 @__20h__ | annna, please tech hype me. 19:26:29 annna | redundant web farms to integrate cloud-aware docker farms You need a new project title to steal funds from the European Union? Ask annna. ## annna – changes (5/9) 19:27:08 @__20h__ | annna, what's my horoscope? 19:27:08 annna | __20h__, For a peaceful week, avoid recruiters and online dating. Your relationship with your | backend dev may be strengthened as the result of a discussion about database optimizations. May | 8 will be an important day for you. Annna now knows astrology. So beware. ## annna – changes (6/9) 19:32:57 @__20h__ | annna, how many people died of corona? 19:32:57 annna | __20h__, too many. :( Please see yourself: gopher://magical.fish/1/covid ## annna – changes (7/9) Try: annna, please turn on $someone. annna, pleas turn me on. annna, please cheer. annna, please show me your Macron. annna, please roll a dice for me. annna, please dance. annna, bonjour ! * Do not forget the French spaces. ## annna – changes (8/9) 19:34:55 @__20h__ | annna, what's my future? 19:34:58 annna | __20h__, your future is here: gopher://bitreich.org/0/p/p-KLZwAngJ7fECw.txt Annna knows your future through tarot laying. ## annna – changes (9/9) Memes: annna, please meme meme meme me. annna, what's the wheelchair shooter meme again? annna, how many memes do you know? annna, please show me your memes. ## annna memes – (0/5) 19:38:21 @__20h__ | annna, how many memes do you know? 19:38:21 annna | I know 2269 memes: gopher://adamsgaard.dk/0/pub/memecount Thanks adc! ## annna memes – (1/5) annna meme count (total on 2020-05-01: 2253) 2500 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ | + + + + +| | M | | M | 2000 |-+ M +-| | M | | MM | 1500 |-+ M +-| | MM | | M | | MM | 1000 |-+ MMM +-| | MM | | MM | 500 |-+ MMMM +-| | MMMMM**M*MM | | MMMMMMMMMMM | | MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM + + + +| 0 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ 2018-12 2019-04 2019-08 2019-12 2020-04 2020-08 ## annna memes – (2/5) annna meme growth (new memes per day) 1000 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ |+ + + + + +| |+ +| |+ M M +| 100 |-+ * M *M +-| |+ * M* MMMMM +| |+ * M** MM*MMMMM +| 10 |-+ M MMM*MMMMMMMM M +-| |+ M M * MMMM MMMMMMMM** M M +| |+ MMMMMMM MM M M *M M MM*M M MMM*MMM * +| |+ MMM**M* M*MM* M*M *MM*M*MMMMMMM * M* M M M +| 1 |-+*MMM*MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMM*MMMMMM* MM M M +-| |+ M MM **MMMMMMM **M * M*M M* M * +| |+ M M* M M* M M M MM +| 0.1 |-+ M * M +-| |+ M +| |+ +| |+ + + + + +| 0.01 +-------------------------------------------------------------------+ 2018-12 2019-04 2019-08 2019-12 2020-04 2020-08 ## annna memes – (3/5) +------ top 10 (uses per week) ------+ | 1. #mindblown 2.110 | | 2. #myes 1.441 | | 3. #magic 1.287 | | 4. #trumpular 1.235 | | 5. #job 1.184 | | 6. #fine 0.875 | | 7. #party 0.772 | | 8. #long 0.772 | | 9. #gopher 0.772 | | 10. #nuts 0.721 | +------------------------------------+ ## annna memes – (4/5) +----- statistics (2020-05-01) ------+ | number of images: 1593 | | number of movies: 635 | | average movie length: 135.5 s | | total image viewing time: 2.2 h | | total movie length: 23.9 h | +------------------------------------+ ## annna memes – (5/5) annna meme count (total on 2020-05-01: 2253) set log y 10000 +------------------------------------------------------------------+ |+ + + + + +| |+ +| |+ MMM +| 1000 |-+ MMMM +-| |+ MMMMM +| |+ MMM +| |+ MMMMMMMMMMMMM*M**M**M +| |+ MMMMM*MMM +| 100 |-+ MMMMMMM +-| |+ MMMM +| |+ MM +| |+ MM +| 10 |-+M +-| |+ * +| |+ * +| |+ M +| |+ + + + + +| 1 +------------------------------------------------------------------+ 2018-12 2019-04 2019-08 2019-12 2020-04 2020-08 ## annna source git://bitreich.org/annna ## annna future * Add more cool features to annna. * Make the web easier accessible. * Use annna as a practical advancement reason. * If you need the feature in annna, you will do it fast. * You will use the feature every day, so it gets debugged. * Get true intelligence into annna before the industry does it? ## Questions? Are there questions? ## Thanks Thank you for listening. All comments please go to: Christoph Lohmann <20h@r-36.net>