Awatarts.1013 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!watmath!watarts!geo Wed Dec 9 21:46:39 1981 Not another light bulb joke q: Why did Idi Amin tell 1000 people to commit suicide? a: He was trying to keep up with the Joneses. q: Why don't you hear more jokes about Jonestown? a: The punch-line's too long. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.