Aucsfcgl.106 net.jokes.q utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ucsfcgl!schaefer Thu Dec 17 22:05:51 1981 Re: Baby jokes. What is blue and sits in the corner? A baby playing with a plastic bag. What is green and blue and stinks and sits in the corner? The same baby 2 weeks later. An ethnic walks into the doctor's office with a toad on his sholder. The doctor says "How can I help you?" The toad says "Can you get this wart off my ass!" What do you call a trafic jam in Harlem? A Blood Clot. What are they driving in? Blood vessels. Where do they keep there money? Blood bank. What do A, B, The Comadors, The Jackson 5 and O have in common? They are all blood groups. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.