Aihuxn.109 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!duke!chico!harpo!cbosg!ihnss!ihuxn!djmolny Tue Jan 5 08:29:21 1982 Elephant Joke One friend says to the other, "I saw an elephant on the Long Island Expressway the other day." The second one says, "Really? What was it doing there?" "Same as everyone else," the first replied, "about three miles an hour." ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.