Awatmath.1386 net.jokes utzoo!decvax!watmath!jcwinterton Wed Jan 6 23:50:32 1982 Shah Guido G stories With apologies to Isaac Asimov. Does anyone have any really good shaggy dog scenarios? I have a couple of old standbys that are getting rather dated now and would like to improve(?) my repertoire. If anyone is interested, I will be happy to pass on the opening chapters of "The Story of the Purple Passion (World War II version)" and/or "The Saga of the Pepsi-Cola Salesman (Pre-third-world version)". (Oh, yes, I will throw in the last chapter of each, as well.) ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.