Awatmath.1472 net.jokes.q utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!watmath!ipe Tue Jan 12 20:03:13 1982 Pipeline Jokes Pipeline jokes.....they don't really have much to do with the Alaska pipeline.....just the people (?) who came to build it.... --------------- Happiness is.....a Texan leaving town with an Oklahoman under each arm. --------------- What's the difference between a farmer and a Texan? A farmer has shit on the outside of his boots...... --------------- An Alaskan was taking a Texan for a walk in the bush, showing him how much larger Alaska was than Texan. Eventually, they came to a bridge over a fast-flowing mountain stream, and they stopped to relieve themselves. The Texan looked down at the water and saw his chance, 'My, this water's cold!'. The Alaskan looked up for a moment, and replied; 'And deep.'. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.