Arabbit.262 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!ucbvax!ihnss!houxi!npois!rabbit!sjb Tue Feb 23 22:35:50 1982 Wood-eye Joke Seems that once there was a man with a wooden eye. He was very consciencious about it and seldom went out. One night, however, he decided to go to a community dance. When he got there, he saw everyone dancing except one girl far off in a corner. She was kind of homely looking with buckteeth and rather shy, but he decided to ask her for a dance anyway. When he approached her, he said, "Care to dance?" "Oh, would I, would I!!" she exclaimed. "Buckteeth, buckteeth!" he yelled. ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.