Awatmath.1913 net.jokes utcsrgv!utzoo!decvax!watmath!jcwinterton Thu Mar 4 18:51:36 1982 YAIJ (Yet another If ... joke. If Honeywell merged with Fairchild, would the new company be called Fairwell Honeychild? ----------------------------------------------------------------- gopher://quux.org/ conversion by John Goerzen of http://communication.ucsd.edu/A-News/ This Usenet Oldnews Archive article may be copied and distributed freely, provided: 1. There is no money collected for the text(s) of the articles. 2. The following notice remains appended to each copy: The Usenet Oldnews Archive: Compilation Copyright (C) 1981, 1996 Bruce Jones, Henry Spencer, David Wiseman.