Autcsrgv.321
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utzoo!utcsrgv!newman
Thu Apr 29 14:03:21 1982
Still Another Light Bulb Joke
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001,
Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the
pages state only "This page intentionally left blank", and 20% of the
definitions are of the form "A ...... consists of sequences of non-blank
characters separated by blanks".

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