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  | | / Imagine some big corp sending employees \ | |
  | | \ to super markets all over Germany.      / | |
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  | | / great way to hire the entire planet: 0% \ | |
  | | \ unemployment rate                       / | |
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  | | < __20h__ 4 HOCUS POTUS >          |          |
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  | |            \     /oo|              |          |
  | |             \   (_"_)*+++++++++*   |          |
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  | |                      Scowleton     |          |
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  | | < lol >                     |                 |
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  | | / https://www.foodandwine.com/costco-kirk \ | |
  | | \ land-signature-butter-recall-8742337    / | |
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  | | / > According to the FDA, the packages of \ | |
  | | | both salted and unsalted Kirkland       | | |
  | | | Signature Sweet Cream Butter list cream | | |
  | | | as an ingredient, but may not contain   | | |
  | | | the "Contains Milk" allergy statement   | | |
  | | \ visible on the packaging.               / | |
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  | |  ___________________        |                 |
  | | < butter allergies? >       |                 |
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  | |  _______________________________________  |   |
  | | / How fucked up must be a food industry \ |   |
  | | \ to have such statistics in a nation?  / |   |
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  | |       UooU\.'@@@@@@`.                     |   |
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  | |            (@@@@@@@@)                     |   |
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  | | < hah butt..er >          |                   |
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  | | / I'm sleepy, starting the accelerator to \ | |
  | | | fall asleep real quick now              | | |
  | | \ ytdl://HLZ-ALJvYTM                      / | |
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