# 2024-06-29 08:19:21.553258 UTC (+0000)

Bitreich releases UltraMegaMind AI!

Bitreich is proud to announce the AI engine that will solve all AI
problems!

UltraMegaMind AI includes:

* Crystal Clear Predictions
* Infinite Intelligence
* Gloal Harmonizer
* Emotional Perfection
* Superhuman Creativity
* Instant Mastery
* Total Life Optimization

Don't settle for less!

Try it out now:

	gophers://bitreich.org/1/ai

Have fun!

Sincerely yours,

20h
Chief Intelligence Officer (CIO)