FORM ISRC-12987B-EXT-ALPHA

          OFFICE OF UNENDING AFFAIRS

Implementation Strategy Review Committee (ISRC)

Form Title: Inquiry Regarding the Current Status and Future Prospects of
    Ongoing and Forthcoming Implementation Strategy Review Projects and Related
    Matters

SECTION A: APPLICANT INFORMATION

    Full Name (First, Middle, Last, any Suffixes):

    _________________________________________________________ 

    Job Title (include all relevant acronyms and honorifics):

    _________________________________________________________ 

    Department (specify subdivisions and sub-departments, if applicable):

    _________________________________________________________ 

    Date of Initial Inquiry Submission (YYYY-MM-DD, include time zone):

    _________________________________________________________ 

    Preferred Method of Response (Check all that apply):
      [ ] Fax
      [ ] Carrier Pigeon
      [ ] Morse Code
      [ ] Smoke Signals
      [ ] Interpretive Dance
      [ ] Email (if you must)

SECTION B: INQUIRY DETAILS

    Nature of Inquiry (select all that apply):
      [ ] Status Update
      [ ] Clarification Request
      [ ] Urgent Follow-Up on Previous Inquiry
      [ ] Meta-Inquiry About Inquiry Process
      [ ] Philosophical Musing
      [ ] Other (Please Specify): ___________________________

    Project Name(s) or Identifier(s) (Include all relevant project
    codes, acronyms, and codenames):

    _________________________________________________________ 

    Detailed Description of Inquiry (use additional pages if necessary,
    attach at least three supplementary charts):

    _________________________________________________________ 

    Projected Impact of Inquiry on Current and Future Project Timelines
    (include speculative estimates):

    _________________________________________________________ 

SECTION C: RELEVANT BACKGROUND INFORMATION

    Previous Correspondence Reference Numbers (List all, if applicable):

    _________________________________________________________ 

    Historical Context of Inquiry (Briefly explain the origin and evolution
    of the issue at hand, include citations):

    _________________________________________________________ 

SECTION D: APPROVAL AND SIGNATURES

    Immediate Supervisor's Signature (Must be notarized):

    _________________________________________________________ 

    Department Head's Signature (Include three forms of ID):

    _________________________________________________________ 

    Chief Officer of Non-Commital Planning Approval (Select appropriate
    stamp color):
      [ ] Red
      [ ] Blue
      [ ] Green
      [ ] Polka Dot

    Notary Public Verification (Include seal and date):

    _________________________________________________________ 

SECTION E: ATTACHMENTS AND SUPPLEMENTARY DOCUMENTS

    List of Attached Documents (Must include at least two irrelevant
    items for completeness):

    _________________________________________________________ 

SUBMISSION INSTRUCTIONS

    Submit Form ISRC-12987B-EXT-ALPHA via (select all that apply):
      [ ] Interdepartmental Pony Express
      [ ] Trans-Temporal Courier
      [ ] Space-Time Continuum Mailbox
      [ ] Direct Deposit in the Office of Unending Affairs Suggestion Box

IMPORTANT NOTICE

    Failure to complete any section of this form in its entirety will
    result in immediate and indefinite deferral of your inquiry.
    All submissions are subject to review by the ISRC Subcommittee on
    Review Committee Inquiries.
    Incomplete, erroneous, or excessively concise forms will be returned
    for further obfuscation.