Add load and sex life. - annna - Annna the nice friendly bot.
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DIR commit 00ff702cedb4c0f73b78d7f45befc1a52aaad2c8
DIR parent 57c85632af561b09b854df7fd46e309538670ad4
HTML Author: Annna Robert-Houdin <annna@bitreich.org>
Date: Sun, 27 May 2018 21:06:28 +0200
Add load and sex life.
Diffstat:
M annna-start-services | 14 ++++++++++++++
1 file changed, 14 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-)
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DIR diff --git a/annna-start-services b/annna-start-services
@@ -166,6 +166,12 @@ then
annna-say -c "#bitreich-en" "$outtext"
fi
+ if [ "${text}" = "${botname}, oh hai!" ];
+ then
+ annna-say -c "#bitreich-en" "${user}, hai! How is your sex life?"
+ continue;
+ fi
+
ismember=0
for member in $brmembers;
do
@@ -233,6 +239,12 @@ then
continue;
fi
+ if [ "${text}" = "${botname}, please show me the load." ];
+ then
+ annna-say -c "#bitreich-en" "$(hostname) load: $(LANG=C uptime | sed 's,.*load average: \(.*\)$,\1,')"
+ continue;
+ fi
+
if [ "${text}" = "${botname}, please give me the count of online users." ];
then
annna-say -c "#bitreich-en" "$(hostname): $(who -q | tail -n 1 | cut -d'=' -f 2)"
@@ -305,6 +317,8 @@ then
# TODO: Add multiple line support to annna-say -c(1) with sleep.
annna-say -c "${user}" "»can you show me the uptime please?« gets you the uptime, ${user}."
sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please show me the load, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
annna-say -c "${user}" "»please give me the count of online users.«, ${user}."
sleep 0.5
annna-say -c "${user}" "»please tell me your favourite flower.«, ${user}."