Make annna even more French. - annna - Annna the nice friendly bot. HTML git clone git://bitreich.org/annna/ git://enlrupgkhuxnvlhsf6lc3fziv5h2hhfrinws65d7roiv6bfj7d652fid.onion/annna/ DIR Log DIR Files DIR Refs DIR Tags DIR README --- DIR commit 2c29b8e62850e3bbf1db776cbbe189a2fca15960 DIR parent 04cb625a8aa2baf51dbd5f7479a449c3df24ceac HTML Author: Annna Robert-Houdin <annna@bitreich.org> Date: Sat, 15 Jul 2023 19:49:14 +0200 Make annna even more French. Diffstat: M bonjour | 85 +++++++++++++++++-------------- 1 file changed, 47 insertions(+), 38 deletions(-) --- DIR diff --git a/bonjour b/bonjour @@ -1,5 +1,7 @@ #!/usr/bin/env python -from random import randint +# coding=utf-8 + +import random insultes=['Abruti' ,'Ahuri' ,'Aigrefin','Anachorète' ,'Analphabète' ,'Andouille' ,'Anus De Poulpe' ,'Arsouille' ,'Aspirateur A Muscadet' ,'Assisté' ,'Asticot' ,'Attardé' ,'Avorton' ,'Babache' ,\ 'Bachibouzouk' ,'Balai de Chiottes' ,'Baltringue' ,'Banane' ,'Bandit' ,'Barjot' ,'Batârd' ,'Betterave' ,'Bigleux' ,'Blaireau' ,'Boloss' ,'Bordel' ,'Bordel à Cul' ,'Boudin','Bouffon' ,'Bougre D’âne' ,\ @@ -39,45 +41,52 @@ insultes=['Abruti' ,'Ahuri' ,'Aigrefin','Anachorète' ,'Analphabète' ,'Andouill 'Vipère Lubrique' ,'Voleur' ,'Vorace' ,'Voyou' ,'Vérole' ,'Wisigoth' ,'Yéti Baveux' ,'Zigomar' ,'Zigoto' ,'Zonard' ,'Zouave' ,'Zoulou' ,'Zozo' ,'Zéro'] insults = [ - [ - "salope", "gros con", "pauvre con", "sale fils de pute", "petite bite", - "fils de chienne", "grosse merde", "vieux chacal", "sale encule", - "gros batard" - ], - [ - "ou", - ], - [ - "va trouer le cul de", "va gifler", "va defoncer l-anus de", "va tuer", - "va crever", "va cracher sur" - ], - [ - "ta fille", - "ta grand mere", - "ton grand pere", - "ton chien", - "ta femme", - "ta chienne", - "ta soeur", - "ton frere", - ], - [ - "au cimetiere", "chez le coiffeur", "dans ma cave", "dans la cave", - "sous ma caisse", "dans les champs", "dans ton cul", "dans la niche", - "a carrefour" - ], - [ - "raclure de chiottes", "face de pet", "sous merde", "sale batard", - "pauvre merde", "fils de chien", "grosse pute", "sale enflure", - "petite catin" - ], + [ + "salope", "gros con", "pauvre con", "sale fils de pute", "petite bite", + "fils de chienne", "grosse merde", "vieux chacal", "sale encule", + "gros batard" + ], + [ + "ou", + ], + [ + "va trouer le cul de", "va gifler", "va defoncer l-anus de", "va tuer", + "va crever", "va cracher sur" + ], + [ + "ta fille", + "ta grand mere", + "ton grand pere", + "ton chien", + "ta femme", + "ta chienne", + "ta soeur", + "ton frere", + ], + [ + "au cimetiere", "chez le coiffeur", "dans ma cave", "dans la cave", + "sous ma caisse", "dans les champs", "dans ton cul", "dans la niche", + "a carrefour" + ], + [ + "raclure de chiottes", "face de pet", "sous merde", "sale batard", + "pauvre merde", "fils de chien", "grosse pute", "sale enflure", + "petite catin" + ], ] if __name__ == "__main__": - insult = "" - insults[0] += insultes - for i in insults: - insult += f"{i[randint(0, len(i)) - 1]} " + insult = "" + insults[0] += insultes + for i in insults: + insult += random.choice(i) + " " + + # Add random number of French spaces. Hon hon hon. + insult += " " * random.randint(0, 4) + + # Add randomly French laugh: hon hon hon. + if random.choice(range(4)): + insult += ". Hon hon hon" - print(insult) + print(insult)