added more annna goodness - annna - Annna the nice friendly bot. HTML git clone git://bitreich.org/annna/ git://enlrupgkhuxnvlhsf6lc3fziv5h2hhfrinws65d7roiv6bfj7d652fid.onion/annna/ DIR Log DIR Files DIR Refs DIR Tags DIR README --- DIR commit 36cad8a633f3dc37b4f771f982e9ff8c33c66976 DIR parent 7cd5d3bcb95fa1f98a221f4a00899f298e0e1764 HTML Author: escapeinsert <escapeinsert@0x1bi.net> Date: Tue, 23 Feb 2021 10:37:50 -0500 added more annna goodness Signed-off-by: Annna Robert-Houdin <annna@bitreich.org> Diffstat: M annna-start-services | 12 ++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 12 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-) --- DIR diff --git a/annna-start-services b/annna-start-services @@ -238,6 +238,10 @@ annna_common() { "${botname}, play despacito plz.") annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, gopher://bitreich.org/9/memecache/despacito.mkv" ;; + "${botname}, give ma a Chuck Norris fact.") + chuck=$(chucknorris) + annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, ${chuck}" + ;; "${botname}, please show me ip art.") annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, please see #bitreich-tv for the magic." { @@ -246,6 +250,14 @@ annna_common() { flock $HOME/bin/modules/ip-art -c "./display-file.sh ip-art.ipart" } & ;; + "${botname}, I feel stupid.") + nuri=$(darwin) + tmpf=$(mktemp) + fetch-uri "${nuri}" > "${tmpf}" + curi="$(9 htmlfmt < "${tmpf}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)" + annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, do not feel stupid, others are stupider: ${curi}" + rm ${tmpf} 2>/dev/null + ;; "${botname}, I feel down.") postmortem="$(post-mortem | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)" annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, do not feel bad, others had worse days: ${postmortem}"