annna scripts - annna - Annna the nice friendly bot.
HTML git clone git://bitreich.org/annna/ git://enlrupgkhuxnvlhsf6lc3fziv5h2hhfrinws65d7roiv6bfj7d652fid.onion/annna/
DIR Log
DIR Files
DIR Refs
DIR Tags
DIR README
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DIR commit 3cd58c138f3641d9a5e25d0e8e686e4d276df4bb
DIR parent 36cad8a633f3dc37b4f771f982e9ff8c33c66976
HTML Author: escapeinsert <escapeinsert@0x1bi.net>
Date: Tue, 23 Feb 2021 10:38:21 -0500
annna scripts
Signed-off-by: Annna Robert-Houdin <annna@bitreich.org>
Diffstat:
A chucknorris | 3 +++
A darwin | 7 +++++++
2 files changed, 10 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-)
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DIR diff --git a/chucknorris b/chucknorris
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+#!/bin/sh
+
+hurl https://api.chucknorris.io/jokes/random | awk -F '"value":"' '{gsub("\"}$", "", $NF);print $NF}'
DIR diff --git a/darwin b/darwin
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+#!/bin/sh
+
+hurl https://darwinawards.com/darwin/ | \
+tr ' ' '\n' | \
+awk -F '"' '/https:\/\/DarwinAwards\.com\/darwin\/darwin[0-9]{4}-[0-9]{2}\.html/{print $2}' | \
+sort -R | \
+sed 1q