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HTML Author: Annna Robert-Houdin <annna@bitreich.org>
Date: Sun, 27 Oct 2024 14:12:53 +0100
Add boo facts.
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+Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.
+Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boo-last!
+What do you call a zombie who is a great musician? A dead-icated artist!
+Why don't witches get along with each other? They always spell trouble!
+What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A squash!
+Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He didn't have the guts!
+What do ghosts like to eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes!
+How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a gourd-ian!
+Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She just couldn't get over her ex-istence!
+What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
+Why was the vampire so bad at playing hide and seek? Because he could always be counted!
+What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-scream!
+Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? Because it had gourd-geous views!
+How do you know if a ghost is telling the truth? You can see right through it!
+What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
+Why did the witch bring a ladder to the party? She heard the drinks were on the house!
+What do you call a pumpkin that works at a bakery? A flour-ishing gourd!
+Why did the ghost bring a pencil to the party? To draw some boo-tiful art!
+How do ghosts stay fit? They exorcise regularly!
+What do you call a friendly vampire? A blood brother!
+Why did the witch go to school? She wanted to improve her spell-ing!
+What did the zombie say to the librarian? "I'm just here for some dead book"
+Why don't mummies take vactions? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!
+What kind of music do ghosts listen to? Soul music!
+Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
+What did the ghost say to its date? "You're boo-tiful!"
+How do you catch a runaway pumpkin? With a pumpkin spice net!
+What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
+Why did the monster eat the candle? He wanted a little light snack!
+What do you call a ghost's favorite fruit? A boo-nan!
+Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them!