split channel-specific content to its own script - annna - Annna the nice friendly bot.
HTML git clone git://bitreich.org/annna/ git://enlrupgkhuxnvlhsf6lc3fziv5h2hhfrinws65d7roiv6bfj7d652fid.onion/annna/
DIR Log
DIR Files
DIR Refs
DIR Tags
DIR README
---
DIR commit aea4bdf3acd506f2486022fac38f2cd7ea3d1c86
DIR parent 943d44215057ce4f29d99c06c30be236fcfff065
HTML Author: Josuah Demangeon <mail@josuah.net>
Date: Mon, 8 Mar 2021 00:41:11 +0100
split channel-specific content to its own script
Signed-off-by: Annna Robert-Houdin <annna@bitreich.org>
Diffstat:
A annna-message-common | 765 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A annna-message-radio | 24 ++++++++++++++++++++++++
M annna-start-services | 791 +------------------------------
3 files changed, 791 insertions(+), 789 deletions(-)
---
DIR diff --git a/annna-message-common b/annna-message-common
@@ -0,0 +1,765 @@
+#!/bin/sh
+#
+# If this gets too unmaintainable, consider adding some directory structure.
+#
+
+modbase="/home/annna/bin/modules/"
+hashtagfile="${modbase}/hashtags/hashtags.txt"
+printnhashtags=2
+botname="annna"
+
+channel="$1"
+user="$2"
+text="$3"
+
+hashtags() {
+ cat ${hashtagfile} 2>/dev/null
+}
+
+hashtagcount() {
+ int2bit "$(wc -l ${hashtagfile} | cut -d' ' -f 1)"
+}
+
+regeximatch() {
+ printf '%s' "$1" | grep -i -E -q "$2"
+}
+
+printf "%s %s %s %s\n" "${0##*/}" "${channel}" "${user}" "${text}"
+
+[ "$user" = "${botname}" ] && exit
+
+uri="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" \
+ | sed -n '/.*\(https\{0,1\}:\/\/[^ ]\{1,\}\).*/s//\1/p')"
+case "${text}" in
+*\#nospoil*)
+ ;;
+*)
+ if [ -n "${uri}" ]
+ then
+ tmpf=$(mktemp)
+ fetch-uri "${uri}" > "${tmpf}"
+ urititle="$(grabtitle < "${tmpf}")"
+
+ # Set below and annna will concatenate at the end.
+ # Subtitle URI.
+ sturi=""
+ # Replacement URI.
+ nuri=""
+ # Replacement URI display string.
+ nuris=""
+ # html2text content.
+ curi=""
+ # Set to 0, if some URI content should be shown.
+ nocuri=1
+ # Screenshot.
+ suri=""
+
+ # titleend=1 will not output any further.
+ titleend=0
+ outputstr=""
+
+ if [ -n "$urititle" ];
+ then
+ case "${urititle}" in
+ *Gunther*|*GUNTHER*|*Günther*)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "Oh Gunther! ⤠⤠⤠${urititle}"
+ ;;
+ *\|\ Cloudflare*)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "Mind your own business! We got clownflared: gopher://bitreich.org/0/ascii/clownflare.vt"
+ titleend=1
+ ;;
+ esac
+ fi
+
+ case "${uri}" in
+ *youtube.com/*|*youtu.be/*)
+ nuri="https://invidious.13ad.de/${uri#https*://*/}"
+ fetch-uri "${nuri}" > "${tmpf}"
+ urititle="$(curl-grabtitle "${nuri}")"
+ sturi="$(subtitle-paste "${uri}")"
+ nuris="invidious: ${nuri}"
+ nocuri=0
+ ;;
+ *twitter.com*)
+ ninstance="$(nitter-instance | sed 's,\.,\\\.,g')"
+ nuri="$(printf "%s\n" "${uri}" | sed "s;\(mobile\.\)\{0,1\}twitter\.com;${ninstance};")"
+ fetch-uri "${nuri}" > "${tmpf}"
+ urititle="$(curl-grabtitle "${nuri}")"
+ suri="$(screenshot-paste "${nuri}")"
+ nuris="nitter: ${nuri}"
+ nocuri=0
+ ;;
+ *en.wikipedia.org/wiki*)
+ if ! regeximatch "$uri" '\.(jpg,bmp,gif,png,tiff,avi,mp4,webm,mkv,pdf,ps,eps)$';
+ then
+ nuri="$(printf '%s\n' "${uri}" | sed -e "s;.*en.wikipedia.org/wiki;gopher://gopherpedia.com/0;" -e "s;#.*$;;")"
+ nuris="$(printf 'gopherpedia: %s\n' "${nuri}")"
+ fetch-uri "${nuri}" > "${tmpf}"
+ nocuri=0
+ fi
+ ;;
+ *www.reddit.com*)
+ nuri="$(printf '%s\n' "${uri}" | sed "s;www.reddit.com;old.reddit.com;")"
+ nuris="old.reddit: ${nuri}"
+ fetch-uri "${nuri}" > "${tmpf}"
+ if [ -n "${uri#*www.reddit.com/r/*}" ];
+ then
+ subreddit="$(printf '%s\n' "${uri}" | cut -d / -f 5)"
+ post="$(printf '%s\n' "${uri}" | cut -d / -f 7)"
+ if [ -n "${post}" ];
+ then
+ guri="gopher://gopherddit.com/1/cgi-bin/reddit.cgi?view&${post}&${subreddit}&10"
+ else
+ guri="gopher://gopherddit.com/1/cgi-bin/reddit.cgi?menu&${subreddit}&10"
+ fi
+ nuris="${nuri} ; gopherdit: ${guri}"
+ fi
+ nocuri=0
+ ;;
+ *github.com/*/blob/*)
+ urltitle=""
+ nuris="$(printf '%s' "${uri}" | sed 's/blob/raw/')"
+ nocuri=0
+ ;;
+ *www.npr.org/*)
+ post="$(printf '%s\n' "${uri}" | cut -d / -f 7)"
+ if [ -n "${post}" ];
+ then
+ nuri="https://text.npr.org/s.php?sId=${post}"
+ nuris="text only: ${nuri}"
+ fi
+ ;;
+ *)
+ mimetype="$(file -b --mime-type "${tmpf}")"
+ case "${mimetype}" in
+ text/*)
+ nocuri=0
+ ;;
+ esac
+ ;;
+ esac
+
+ if [ $titleend -eq 0 ];
+ then
+ if [ $nocuri -eq 0 ];
+ then
+ if [ -z "${curi}" ];
+ then
+ curi="$(9 htmlfmt < "${tmpf}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
+ fi
+ outputstr="${outputstr} content: ${curi} ;"
+ fi
+
+ [ -n "${nuris}" ] && outputstr="${outputstr} ${nuris} ;"
+ [ -n "${urititle}" ] && outputstr="${outputstr} title: ${urititle} ;"
+ [ -n "${suri}" ] && outputstr="${outputstr} screen: ${suri} ;"
+ [ -n "${sturi}" ] && outputstr="${outputstr} subtitles: ${sturi} ;"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${outputstr}"
+ fi
+ rm -f "${tmpf}"
+ fi
+ ;;
+esac
+
+case "${text}" in
+"${botname}, how can I phlog on bitreich?")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, please read: gopher://bitreich.org/0/usr/20h/phlog/2017-08-26T20-04-02-482296.md and gopher://bitreich.org/0/usr/20h/phlog/2017-08-26T20-27-40-281825.md"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, what is "*)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 16-)"
+ case "$word" in
+ *\?)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${word}" | cut -c -"$(($(expr length "${word}") - 1))")"
+ ;;
+ esac
+
+ case "${word}" in
+ "love")
+ puri="$(clippy-say "Baby don't hurt me no more!")"
+ ;;
+ "my horoscope")
+ puri="$(clippy-say "Did you mean _what's my horoscope?_?")"
+ ;;
+ "my horoscope")
+ puri="$(clippy-say "Did you mean _what's my future?_?")"
+ ;;
+ "up")
+ puri="$(clippy-say "Did you mean _what's up?_?")"
+ ;;
+ *)
+ puri=""
+ dresult="$(dict -h parazyd.org "${word}" 2>/dev/null)"
+ derr=$?
+ if [ $derr -eq 20 ];
+ then
+ dresult="$(dict -h parazyd.org "${word}" 2>/dev/null)"
+ derr2="$?"
+ [ $derr2 -ne $derr ] && derr=$derr2
+ fi
+ case "$derr" in
+ 0|21)
+ puri="$(printf "%s" "${dresult}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
+ ;;
+ 20)
+ puri="No matches found."
+ ;;
+ 1)
+ puri="Parse error."
+ ;;
+ *)
+ puri="Parazyd destroyed the server. Nothing to see here."
+ ;;
+ esac
+ esac
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${puri}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, cowsay "*)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 15-)"
+ tmpf=$(mktemp)
+ cowsayasaservice ${word} > ${tmpf}
+ if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then
+ curi="$(/br/bin/bitreich-paste < ${tmpf})"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}: the cow said... ${curi}"
+ fi
+ rm ${tmpf} 2>/dev/null
+ ;;
+"${botname}, play despacito plz.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, gopher://bitreich.org/9/memecache/despacito.mkv"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please give me a Chuck Norris fact.")
+ chuck=$(chucknorris)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, ${chuck}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please show me ip art.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, please see #bitreich-tv for the magic."
+ {
+ cd $HOME/bin/modules/ip-art;
+ # Lock, so only one annna process manipulates eth0.
+ flock $HOME/bin/modules/ip-art -c "./display-file.sh ip-art.ipart"
+ } &
+ ;;
+"${botname}, I feel stupid.")
+ nuri=$(darwin)
+ tmpf=$(mktemp)
+ fetch-uri "${nuri}" > "${tmpf}"
+ curi="$(9 htmlfmt < "${tmpf}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, do not feel stupid, others are more stupid: ${curi}"
+ rm ${tmpf} 2>/dev/null
+ ;;
+"${botname}, I feel down.")
+ postmortem="$(post-mortem | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, do not feel bad, others had worse days: ${postmortem}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, will you be my girlfriend?")
+ rejection="$(girlfriend)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, ${rejection}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, who fights crime?")
+ partner=$(echo $brmembers | awk '{for (i = 1; i < NF; i++) print $i}' | grep -v "^{$user}" | shuf -n 1)
+ crimefighter="$(theyfightcrime ${user} ${partner})"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${crimefighter}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please give me a commit message.")
+ commitmsg="$(whatthecommit)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${commitmsg}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, birp.")
+ birdname="$(bird-name)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, I heard a ${birdname} bird."
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please oneline me.")
+ randomoneliner="$(oneliner)"
+ if [ -z "${randomoneliner}" ];
+ then
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, the service failed. Please redial to your BOL account."
+ else
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, ${randomoneliner}"
+ fi
+ ;;
+"${botname}, man "*|"${botname}, man "*)
+ exp="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 12- | sed 's,\t, ,g')"
+ dresult="$(COLUMNS=80 man "${exp}" 2>/dev/null)"
+
+ if [ "$dresult" ];
+ then
+ puri="$(printf "%s" "${dresult}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
+ else
+ puri="No matches found."
+ fi
+
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${puri}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, wolfram is "*)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 19- | sed 's,\t, ,g')"
+ case "$word" in
+ *\?)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${word}" | cut -c -"$(($(expr length "${word}") - 1))")"
+ ;;
+ esac
+
+ puri=""
+ dresult="$(printf "/wolfram\t%s\r\n" "${word}" \
+ | nc magical.fish 70 \
+ | awk '/iAnswer:/,/iAsk/' \
+ | grep -v '^i ' \
+ | head -n -1 \
+ | tail -n +2 \
+ | sed 's,i\(.*\)fake\texample.com.*,\1,;s,[ \t]*$,,')"
+
+
+ if [ -n "$dresult" ];
+ then
+ case "${dresult}" in
+ b*)
+ dresult="$(printf "%s\n" "${dresult}" \
+ | tr '\n' ' ' \
+ | sed "s,^b',,;s,' $,," \
+ | sed 's,^b",,;s," $,,' \
+ | sed 's,\\n,\n,g;s,\\t,\t,g')"
+ ;;
+ *)
+ dresult="$(printf "%s\n" "${dresult}" \
+ | sed 's,\([a-zA-Z]\)$,\1 ,' \
+ | tr -d '\n')"
+ ;;
+ esac
+
+ wcl="$(printf "%s" "${dresult}" | wc -l)"
+
+ if [ $wcl -gt 1 ];
+ then
+ puri="$(printf "%s" "${dresult}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
+ else
+ puri="${dresult}"
+ fi
+ else
+ puri="No matches found."
+ fi
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${puri}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, pray"*)
+ # Emulate https://threats.kaspersky.com/en/threat/IRC-Worm.DOS.Septic/
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, I Obey my master! long live satan"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, sacrifice"*)
+ # Emulate https://threats.kaspersky.com/en/threat/IRC-Worm.DOS.Septic/
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, Your word is my command, Power to satan!"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, textsynth is "*)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 21- | sed 's,\t, ,g')"
+ case "$word" in
+ *\?)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${word}" | cut -c -"$(($(expr length "${word}") - 1))")"
+ ;;
+ esac
+
+ # Do in background, because read is very slow.
+ {
+ dresult="$(textsynth-complete -r "${word}")"
+ if [ -n "${dresult}" ];
+ then
+ puri="$(printf "%s" "${dresult}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
+ else
+ puri="Textsynth did not answer."
+ fi
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "textsynth result: ${puri}"
+ } &
+
+ ;;
+"${botname}, how discriminating is "*)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 30- | sed 's,\t, ,g')"
+ case "$word" in
+ *\?)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${word}" | cut -c -"$(($(expr length "${word}") - 1))")"
+ ;;
+ esac
+
+ newword="$(discrimination-filter "${word}")"
+ if [ "${newword}" = "${word}" ];
+ then
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, it is ok."
+ else
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, it should be: ${newword}"
+ fi
+
+ ;;
+"${botname}, are "*)
+ case "${text}" in
+ *" in love?")
+ words="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | sed 's,.*are \(.*\) and \(.*\) in love?,\1 \2,')"
+ lovedistance="$(printf "%s * 100\n" "$(fstrcmp ${words})" | bc | cut -d'.' -f 1)"
+ if [ $lovedistance -gt 15 ];
+ then
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" 'Yes!!! Pure <3 <3'
+ else
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "No."
+ fi
+ ;;
+ esac
+ ;;
+"Ok, ${botname}"*)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, I am not a consumer device."
+ ;;
+"ok, ${botname}"*)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, I am not a consumer device."
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please shoot "*)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 21-)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${word}, pew pew."
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please flip "*)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 20-)"
+ updownword="$(updown "${word}")"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${word} -> ${updownword}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please give me a good band name.")
+ bandname="$(bandname-gen | shuf | head -n 1)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${bandname}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, I am horny.")
+ essaypaste="$(bithub-gen)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" \
+ "Here is some intellectual porn for you: ${essaypaste}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please turn on "*)
+ word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 22-)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "â â» ${word}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please turn me on.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "â â» ${user}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, I'm game bored.")
+ gamelink="$(abandonware-random-game)"
+ if [ -z "${gamelink}" ];
+ then
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, sorry I have found nothing for you."
+ else
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, have you tried ${gamelink} ?"
+ fi
+ ;;
+"${botname}, I'm gopher bored.")
+ randomlink="$(/br/bin/bitreich-lawn-random-link)"
+ linktype="$(printf "%s\n" "${randomlink}" | cut -d '|' -f1 | cut -c2-)"
+ linktext="$(printf "%s\n" "${randomlink}" | cut -d '|' -f2)"
+ linksel="$(printf "%s\n" "${randomlink}" | cut -d '|' -f3)"
+ linkserver="$(printf "%s\n" "${randomlink}" | cut -d '|' -f4)"
+ linkport="$(printf "%s\n" "${randomlink}" | cut -d '|' -f5 | cut -d']' -f1)"
+ outtext="$(printf "%s - gopher://%s" "$linktext" "$linkserver")"
+ if [ "$linkport" != "70" -a "$linkport" != "port" ];
+ then
+ outtext="$(printf "%s:%s" "$outtext" "$linkport")"
+ fi
+ if [ -n "$linksel" ];
+ then
+ outtext="$(printf "%s/%s%s" "$outtext" "$linktype" "$linksel")"
+ fi
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "$outtext"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, wb.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, ty! I am so happy to be here. :)"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, welcome back.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, thank you! I am so happy to be here. :)"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, what's up?")
+ newsstr="$(ecl -shell /home/solene/gopher/bin/generator.lisp)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "$newsstr"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, what's down?")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, we all love you."
+ ;;
+"${botname}, I feel sick.")
+ newsstr="$(cd /br/gopher/hypochondria && ./hypochondria -s random)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "You could have ${newsstr}! Be careful!"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, oh hai!")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, hai! How is your sex life?"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please tech hype me.")
+ techstr="$(${modbase}/markov_tech/markov)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${techstr}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, what's my horoscope?")
+ horostr="$($HOME/scm/bullshit/horoscope)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, ${horostr}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, what's my future?")
+ puri="$(sacc gopher://parazyd.org/0/tarot.cgi | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, your future is here: ${puri}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, how many memes do you know?")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "I know $(hashtagcount) memes: gopher://adamsgaard.dk/0/pub/memecount"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, how many people died of corona?")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, too many. :( Please see yourself: gopher://magical.fish/1/covid"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please show me your memes.")
+ puri="$(printf "%s" "$(hashtags)" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "Here are my memes: ${puri}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please show me the victims.")
+ puri="$(printf "%s" "$(hashtags)" | grep victim | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "Here are the victims: ${puri}"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please distro-hop with me.")
+ ndistro="$(curl -s 'https://distrowatch.com/dwres.php?resource=popularity' \
+ | grep phr2 \
+ | sed 's,.*href="\(.*\)".*,\1,' \
+ | sort | uniq | shuf -n 1)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "How about https://distrowatch.com/${ndistro} ?"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please show me your Macron.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "gopher://bitreich.org/0/ascii/macron.vt"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, release the Kraken!")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "Here it is! gopher://bitreich.org/0/memecache/kraken.vt"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, release the Quacken!")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "Quack Quack! gopher://bitreich.org/9/memecache/release-the-quacken.mkv"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, be cool.")
+ case "$(($RANDOM % 4))" in
+ 0)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "(ââ _â )"
+ ;;
+ 1)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "(â°Ëâ¡Ëâ°)"
+ ;;
+ 2)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "(ââĹâ )Ì"
+ ;;
+ *)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "(âĹâ )"
+ ;;
+ esac
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please cheer.")
+ case "$(($RANDOM % 2))" in
+ 0)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" '~\o/~'
+ ;;
+ *)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" 'âºâ( ° Ê Â°)ââº'
+ ;;
+ esac
+ ;;
+"${botname}, be cute.")
+ case "$(($RANDOM % 4))" in
+ 0)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (\ /)'
+ sleep 0.1
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (. .)'
+ sleep 0.1
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" ' C(") (")'
+ ;;
+ 1)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (\-/)'
+ sleep 0.1
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" " (='.'=)"
+ sleep 0.1
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (")-(")o'
+ ;;
+ 2)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" ' ( ) ( )'
+ sleep 0.1
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (>â¢.â¢<)'
+ sleep 0.1
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (") (")'
+ ;;
+ *)
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (\ (\'
+ sleep 0.1
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" " (=' :')"
+ sleep 0.1
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (, (") (")'
+ ;;
+ esac
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please roll a dice for me.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "$((($RANDOM % 6) + 1))"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please tell me your favourite flower.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "My favourite flower is the beer flower."
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please tell me your favourite color.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "My favourite color is yellow."
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please clap for me.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, *clap* *clap* *clap*"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please dance.")
+ if [ $(($RANDOM % 2)) -gt 0 ];
+ then
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" ',o/ o/_ _\o _o_ \o\'
+ else
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" '\o7 -o7 _o7 .o7 \o. \o_ \o- \o7'
+ fi
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please dance with me.")
+ if [ $(($RANDOM % 2)) -gt 0 ];
+ then
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "I am not that kind of woman."
+ else
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "Thank you! Let us dance! :-D"
+ fi
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please tell me who is your favourite pleasure man.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "My favourite pleasure man is of course Gunther!"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, sudo make me a sandwich")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "Humans are no objects."
+ ;;
+"${botname}, sudo please make me a sandwich")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "Here is your sandwich."
+ ;;
+"${botname}, bonjour !")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, bonjour !"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please help.")
+ # Help Message.
+ # TODO: Add multiple line support to annna-say -c(1) with sleep.
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»how many memes do you know?«gets you the number of memes annna knows, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please show me your memes.« gets you all memes anna knows, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please show me the victims.« gets you all victims anna knows, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»can you show me the uptime please?« gets you the uptime, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please show me the load, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please give me the count of online users.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please tell me your favourite flower.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please tell me your favourite color.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please dance with me.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please distro-hop with me.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please dance.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»what's up?«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»what's down?«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please update the phlog index.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»sudo make me a sandwich«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»sudo please make me a sandwich«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please tell me who is your favourite pleasure man.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please roll a dice for me.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»I'm bored.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "», be cool.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "», be cute.«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "», what is \$term?«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "», please turn on \$term«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "», please shoot \$term«, ${user}."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "», turn me on."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "», please tech hype me."
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "», bonjour !"
+ sleep 0.5
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please help.« gives you this help listing, ${user}."
+ ;;
+esac
+
+randomtag=0
+if [ "${text}" = "${botname}, please meme meme meme me." ];
+then
+ randomtag=2
+fi
+
+if [ "${text}" = "${botname}, what's the wheelchair shooter meme again?" ];
+then
+ tagname="#scrollby"
+ tagline="$(printf "%s\n" "$(hashtags)" | grep "^${tagname} ")"
+ tagname="$(printf "%s\n" "${tagline}" | cut -d ' ' -f 1)"
+ taguri="$(printf "%s\n" "${tagline}" | cut -d ' ' -f 2-)"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${tagname}: ${taguri}"
+fi
+
+case "${text}" in
+*\#nospoil*)
+ ;;
+*rfc[0-9]*)
+ rfcname="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | sed 's,.*\(rfc[0-9]*\).*,\1,')"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${rfcname}: ftp://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/${rfcname}.txt"
+ ;;
+*RFC[0-9]*)
+ rfcname="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | sed 's,.*\(RFC[0-9]*\).*,\1,' | tr '[A-Z]' '[a-z]')"
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${rfcname}: ftp://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/${rfcname}.txt"
+ ;;
+esac
+
+if [ $randomtag -gt 0 ];
+then
+ while [ $randomtag -gt 0 ];
+ do
+ rtag="$(printf "%s\n" "$(hashtags)" | shuf -n 1)"
+ tagname=""
+ taguri=""
+ for tag in ${rtag};
+ do
+ [ -z "${tagname}" ] && tagname="${tag}" && continue
+ taguri="${tag}"
+ done
+
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${tagname}: ${taguri}"
+
+ randomtag=$(($randomtag - 1))
+ done
+else
+ printf '%s' "$text" | awk -v taglimit="$printnhashtags" '
+ $0 !~ /#nospoil/ {
+ while (match($0, /#[^# "'\'',)?!$\001]+/)) {
+ tag = substr($0, RSTART, RLENGTH)
+ $0 = substr($0, RSTART + RLENGTH)
+ sub(/[.]*$/, "", tag)
+ if (!uniq[tag]++ && taglimit-- > 0)
+ print tag
+ }
+ }' | while read -r tag;
+ do
+ if tagline="$(grep "${tag} " "${hashtagfile}")";
+ then
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "${tagline% *}: ${tagline#* }"
+ fi
+ done
+fi
+
+# Membership Level.
+ismember=0
+for member in $brmembers;
+do
+ [ "$user" = "$member" ] && ismember=1
+done
+[ $ismember -lt 1 ] && exit
+
+case "${text}" in
+"${botname}, can you show me the uptime please?")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "$(hostname) uptime: $(uptime)"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please show me the load.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "$(hostname) load: $(LANG=C uptime | sed 's,.*load average: \(.*\)$,\1,')"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please give me the count of online users.")
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "$(hostname): $(who -q | tail -n 1 | cut -d'=' -f 2)"
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please update the phlog index.")
+ phlog-index > /dev/null 2>&1
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "Thanks! Your request has been fulfilled with the quickness! :)"
+ ;;
+esac
DIR diff --git a/annna-message-radio b/annna-message-radio
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+#!/bin/sh -e
+
+modbase="/home/annna/bin/modules/"
+botname="annna"
+
+channel="$1"
+user="$2"
+text="$3"
+
+[ "$user" = "${botname}" ] && exit
+
+case "${text}" in
+"${botname}, next please.")
+ /br/bin/bitreich-radio-playlist-next
+ annna-say -c "${channel}" "You are very kind ${user}. To your command."
+ exit # no common messages
+ ;;
+"${botname}, please help.")
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»next please.« gets the playlist further, ${user}."
+ annna-say -c "${user}" "»please help.« gives you this help listing, ${user}."
+ ;;
+esac
+
+annna-message-common "${channel}" "${user}" "${text}"
DIR diff --git a/annna-start-services b/annna-start-services
@@ -1,7 +1,6 @@
#!/bin/sh
#
# Here follow scriplets to listen for commands in annna.
-# If this gets too unmaintainable, consider adding some directory structure.
#
export PATH="$PATH:/home/annna/bin"
@@ -12,796 +11,10 @@ export PATH="$PATH:/opt/plan9/bin"
# Bitreich members who are allowed to run certain commands.
brmembers="__20h__ Evil_Bob chripo posativ quinq stateless solene josuah parazyd bin KatolaZ adc"
-botname="annna"
iiroot="/home/annna/irc"
iibase="/home/annna/irc/${server}"
-modbase="/home/annna/bin/modules/"
-hashtagfile="${modbase}/hashtags/hashtags.txt"
-printnhashtags=2
channel_list="#bitreich-en #bitreich-fr #bitreich-de #bitreich-nl #bitreich-it #bitreich-con #bitreich-scm #bitreich-cooking #bitreich-lawn #bitreich-tv #bitreich-meme #bitreich-radio"
-hashtags() {
- cat ${hashtagfile} 2>/dev/null
-}
-
-hashtagcount() {
- int2bit "$(wc -l ${hashtagfile} | cut -d' ' -f 1)"
-}
-
-regeximatch() {
- printf '%s' "$1" | grep -i -E -q "$2"
-}
-
-annna_common() {
- channel="$1"
- user="$2"
- text="$3"
-
- #printf "annna_common: %s %s %s\n" "${channel}" "${user}" "${text}"
-
- [ "$user" = "${botname}" ] && return
-
- uri="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" \
- | sed -n '/.*\(https\{0,1\}:\/\/[^ ]\{1,\}\).*/s//\1/p')"
- case "${text}" in
- *\#nospoil*)
- ;;
- *)
- if [ -n "${uri}" ]
- then
- tmpf=$(mktemp)
- fetch-uri "${uri}" > "${tmpf}"
- urititle="$(grabtitle < "${tmpf}")"
-
- # Set below and annna will concatenate at the end.
- # Subtitle URI.
- sturi=""
- # Replacement URI.
- nuri=""
- # Replacement URI display string.
- nuris=""
- # html2text content.
- curi=""
- # Set to 0, if some URI content should be shown.
- nocuri=1
- # Screenshot.
- suri=""
-
- # titleend=1 will not output any further.
- titleend=0
- outputstr=""
-
- if [ -n "$urititle" ];
- then
- case "${urititle}" in
- *Gunther*|*GUNTHER*|*Gnther*)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "Oh Gunther! ❤ ❤ ❤ ${urititle}"
- ;;
- *\|\ Cloudflare*)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "Mind your own business! We got clownflared: gopher://bitreich.org/0/ascii/clownflare.vt"
- titleend=1
- ;;
- esac
- fi
-
- case "${uri}" in
- *youtube.com/*|*youtu.be/*)
- nuri="https://invidious.13ad.de/${uri#https*://*/}"
- fetch-uri "${nuri}" > "${tmpf}"
- urititle="$(curl-grabtitle "${nuri}")"
- sturi="$(subtitle-paste "${uri}")"
- nuris="invidious: ${nuri}"
- nocuri=0
- ;;
- *twitter.com*)
- ninstance="$(nitter-instance | sed 's,\.,\\\.,g')"
- nuri="$(printf "%s\n" "${uri}" | sed "s;\(mobile\.\)\{0,1\}twitter\.com;${ninstance};")"
- fetch-uri "${nuri}" > "${tmpf}"
- urititle="$(curl-grabtitle "${nuri}")"
- suri="$(screenshot-paste "${nuri}")"
- nuris="nitter: ${nuri}"
- nocuri=0
- ;;
- *en.wikipedia.org/wiki*)
- if ! regeximatch "$uri" '\.(jpg,bmp,gif,png,tiff,avi,mp4,webm,mkv,pdf,ps,eps)$';
- then
- nuri="$(printf '%s\n' "${uri}" | sed -e "s;.*en.wikipedia.org/wiki;gopher://gopherpedia.com/0;" -e "s;#.*$;;")"
- nuris="$(printf 'gopherpedia: %s\n' "${nuri}")"
- fetch-uri "${nuri}" > "${tmpf}"
- nocuri=0
- fi
- ;;
- *www.reddit.com*)
- nuri="$(printf '%s\n' "${uri}" | sed "s;www.reddit.com;old.reddit.com;")"
- nuris="old.reddit: ${nuri}"
- fetch-uri "${nuri}" > "${tmpf}"
- if [ -n "${uri#*www.reddit.com/r/*}" ];
- then
- subreddit="$(printf '%s\n' "${uri}" | cut -d / -f 5)"
- post="$(printf '%s\n' "${uri}" | cut -d / -f 7)"
- if [ -n "${post}" ];
- then
- guri="gopher://gopherddit.com/1/cgi-bin/reddit.cgi?view&${post}&${subreddit}&10"
- else
- guri="gopher://gopherddit.com/1/cgi-bin/reddit.cgi?menu&${subreddit}&10"
- fi
- nuris="${nuri} ; gopherdit: ${guri}"
- fi
- nocuri=0
- ;;
- *github.com/*/blob/*)
- urltitle=""
- nuris="$(printf '%s' "${uri}" | sed 's/blob/raw/')"
- nocuri=0
- ;;
- *www.npr.org/*)
- post="$(printf '%s\n' "${uri}" | cut -d / -f 7)"
- if [ -n "${post}" ];
- then
- nuri="https://text.npr.org/s.php?sId=${post}"
- nuris="text only: ${nuri}"
- fi
- ;;
- *)
- mimetype="$(file -b --mime-type "${tmpf}")"
- case "${mimetype}" in
- text/*)
- nocuri=0
- ;;
- esac
- ;;
- esac
-
- if [ $titleend -eq 0 ];
- then
- if [ $nocuri -eq 0 ];
- then
- if [ -z "${curi}" ];
- then
- curi="$(9 htmlfmt < "${tmpf}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
- fi
- outputstr="${outputstr} content: ${curi} ;"
- fi
-
- [ -n "${nuris}" ] && outputstr="${outputstr} ${nuris} ;"
- [ -n "${urititle}" ] && outputstr="${outputstr} title: ${urititle} ;"
- [ -n "${suri}" ] && outputstr="${outputstr} screen: ${suri} ;"
- [ -n "${sturi}" ] && outputstr="${outputstr} subtitles: ${sturi} ;"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${outputstr}"
- fi
- rm -f "${tmpf}"
- fi
- ;;
- esac
-
- case "${text}" in
- "${botname}, how can I phlog on bitreich?")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, please read: gopher://bitreich.org/0/usr/20h/phlog/2017-08-26T20-04-02-482296.md and gopher://bitreich.org/0/usr/20h/phlog/2017-08-26T20-27-40-281825.md"
- ;;
- "${botname}, what is "*)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 16-)"
- case "$word" in
- *\?)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${word}" | cut -c -"$(($(expr length "${word}") - 1))")"
- ;;
- esac
-
- case "${word}" in
- "love")
- puri="$(clippy-say "Baby don't hurt me no more!")"
- ;;
- "my horoscope")
- puri="$(clippy-say "Did you mean _what's my horoscope?_?")"
- ;;
- "my horoscope")
- puri="$(clippy-say "Did you mean _what's my future?_?")"
- ;;
- "up")
- puri="$(clippy-say "Did you mean _what's up?_?")"
- ;;
- *)
- puri=""
- dresult="$(dict -h parazyd.org "${word}" 2>/dev/null)"
- derr=$?
- if [ $derr -eq 20 ];
- then
- dresult="$(dict -h parazyd.org "${word}" 2>/dev/null)"
- derr2="$?"
- [ $derr2 -ne $derr ] && derr=$derr2
- fi
- case "$derr" in
- 0|21)
- puri="$(printf "%s" "${dresult}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
- ;;
- 20)
- puri="No matches found."
- ;;
- 1)
- puri="Parse error."
- ;;
- *)
- puri="Parazyd destroyed the server. Nothing to see here."
- ;;
- esac
- esac
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${puri}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, cowsay "*)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 15-)"
- tmpf=$(mktemp)
- cowsayasaservice ${word} > ${tmpf}
- if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then
- curi="$(/br/bin/bitreich-paste < ${tmpf})"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}: the cow said... ${curi}"
- fi
- rm ${tmpf} 2>/dev/null
- ;;
- "${botname}, play despacito plz.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, gopher://bitreich.org/9/memecache/despacito.mkv"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please give me a Chuck Norris fact.")
- chuck=$(chucknorris)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, ${chuck}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please show me ip art.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, please see #bitreich-tv for the magic."
- {
- cd $HOME/bin/modules/ip-art;
- # Lock, so only one annna process manipulates eth0.
- flock $HOME/bin/modules/ip-art -c "./display-file.sh ip-art.ipart"
- } &
- ;;
- "${botname}, I feel stupid.")
- nuri=$(darwin)
- tmpf=$(mktemp)
- fetch-uri "${nuri}" > "${tmpf}"
- curi="$(9 htmlfmt < "${tmpf}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, do not feel stupid, others are more stupid: ${curi}"
- rm ${tmpf} 2>/dev/null
- ;;
- "${botname}, I feel down.")
- postmortem="$(post-mortem | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, do not feel bad, others had worse days: ${postmortem}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, will you be my girlfriend?")
- rejection="$(girlfriend)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, ${rejection}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, who fights crime?")
- partner=$(echo $brmembers | awk '{for (i = 1; i < NF; i++) print $i}' | grep -v "^{$user}" | shuf -n 1)
- crimefighter="$(theyfightcrime ${user} ${partner})"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${crimefighter}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please give me a commit message.")
- commitmsg="$(whatthecommit)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${commitmsg}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, birp.")
- birdname="$(bird-name)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, I heard a ${birdname} bird."
- ;;
- "${botname}, please oneline me.")
- randomoneliner="$(oneliner)"
- if [ -z "${randomoneliner}" ];
- then
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, the service failed. Please redial to your BOL account."
- else
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, ${randomoneliner}"
- fi
- ;;
- "${botname}, man "*|"${botname}, man "*)
- exp="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 12- | sed 's,\t, ,g')"
- dresult="$(COLUMNS=80 man "${exp}" 2>/dev/null)"
-
- if [ "$dresult" ];
- then
- puri="$(printf "%s" "${dresult}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
- else
- puri="No matches found."
- fi
-
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${puri}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, wolfram is "*)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 19- | sed 's,\t, ,g')"
- case "$word" in
- *\?)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${word}" | cut -c -"$(($(expr length "${word}") - 1))")"
- ;;
- esac
-
- puri=""
- dresult="$(printf "/wolfram\t%s\r\n" "${word}" \
- | nc magical.fish 70 \
- | awk '/iAnswer:/,/iAsk/' \
- | grep -v '^i ' \
- | head -n -1 \
- | tail -n +2 \
- | sed 's,i\(.*\)fake\texample.com.*,\1,;s,[ \t]*$,,')"
-
-
- if [ -n "$dresult" ];
- then
- case "${dresult}" in
- b*)
- dresult="$(printf "%s\n" "${dresult}" \
- | tr '\n' ' ' \
- | sed "s,^b',,;s,' $,," \
- | sed 's,^b",,;s," $,,' \
- | sed 's,\\n,\n,g;s,\\t,\t,g')"
- ;;
- *)
- dresult="$(printf "%s\n" "${dresult}" \
- | sed 's,\([a-zA-Z]\)$,\1 ,' \
- | tr -d '\n')"
- ;;
- esac
-
- wcl="$(printf "%s" "${dresult}" | wc -l)"
-
- if [ $wcl -gt 1 ];
- then
- puri="$(printf "%s" "${dresult}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
- else
- puri="${dresult}"
- fi
- else
- puri="No matches found."
- fi
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${puri}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, pray"*)
- # Emulate https://threats.kaspersky.com/en/threat/IRC-Worm.DOS.Septic/
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, I Obey my master! long live satan"
- ;;
- "${botname}, sacrifice"*)
- # Emulate https://threats.kaspersky.com/en/threat/IRC-Worm.DOS.Septic/
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, Your word is my command, Power to satan!"
- ;;
- "${botname}, textsynth is "*)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 21- | sed 's,\t, ,g')"
- case "$word" in
- *\?)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${word}" | cut -c -"$(($(expr length "${word}") - 1))")"
- ;;
- esac
-
- # Do in background, because read is very slow.
- {
- dresult="$(textsynth-complete -r "${word}")"
- if [ -n "${dresult}" ];
- then
- puri="$(printf "%s" "${dresult}" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
- else
- puri="Textsynth did not answer."
- fi
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "textsynth result: ${puri}"
- } &
-
- ;;
- "${botname}, how discriminating is "*)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 30- | sed 's,\t, ,g')"
- case "$word" in
- *\?)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${word}" | cut -c -"$(($(expr length "${word}") - 1))")"
- ;;
- esac
-
- newword="$(discrimination-filter "${word}")"
- if [ "${newword}" = "${word}" ];
- then
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, it is ok."
- else
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, it should be: ${newword}"
- fi
-
- ;;
- "${botname}, are "*)
- case "${text}" in
- *" in love?")
- words="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | sed 's,.*are \(.*\) and \(.*\) in love?,\1 \2,')"
- lovedistance="$(printf "%s * 100\n" "$(fstrcmp ${words})" | bc | cut -d'.' -f 1)"
- if [ $lovedistance -gt 15 ];
- then
- annna-say -c "${channel}" 'Yes!!! Pure <3 <3'
- else
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "No."
- fi
- ;;
- esac
- ;;
- "Ok, ${botname}"*)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, I am not a consumer device."
- ;;
- "ok, ${botname}"*)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, I am not a consumer device."
- ;;
- "${botname}, please shoot "*)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 21-)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${word}, pew pew."
- ;;
- "${botname}, please flip "*)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 20-)"
- updownword="$(updown "${word}")"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${word} -> ${updownword}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please give me a good band name.")
- bandname="$(bandname-gen | shuf | head -n 1)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${bandname}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, I am horny.")
- essaypaste="$(bithub-gen)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" \
- "Here is some intellectual porn for you: ${essaypaste}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please turn on "*)
- word="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | cut -c 22-)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "☞ ⏻ ${word}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please turn me on.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "☞ ⏻ ${user}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, I'm game bored.")
- gamelink="$(abandonware-random-game)"
- if [ -z "${gamelink}" ];
- then
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, sorry I have found nothing for you."
- else
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, have you tried ${gamelink} ?"
- fi
- ;;
- "${botname}, I'm gopher bored.")
- randomlink="$(/br/bin/bitreich-lawn-random-link)"
- linktype="$(printf "%s\n" "${randomlink}" | cut -d '|' -f1 | cut -c2-)"
- linktext="$(printf "%s\n" "${randomlink}" | cut -d '|' -f2)"
- linksel="$(printf "%s\n" "${randomlink}" | cut -d '|' -f3)"
- linkserver="$(printf "%s\n" "${randomlink}" | cut -d '|' -f4)"
- linkport="$(printf "%s\n" "${randomlink}" | cut -d '|' -f5 | cut -d']' -f1)"
- outtext="$(printf "%s - gopher://%s" "$linktext" "$linkserver")"
- if [ "$linkport" != "70" -a "$linkport" != "port" ];
- then
- outtext="$(printf "%s:%s" "$outtext" "$linkport")"
- fi
- if [ -n "$linksel" ];
- then
- outtext="$(printf "%s/%s%s" "$outtext" "$linktype" "$linksel")"
- fi
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "$outtext"
- ;;
- "${botname}, wb.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, ty! I am so happy to be here. :)"
- ;;
- "${botname}, welcome back.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, thank you! I am so happy to be here. :)"
- ;;
- "${botname}, what's up?")
- newsstr="$(ecl -shell /home/solene/gopher/bin/generator.lisp)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "$newsstr"
- ;;
- "${botname}, what's down?")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, we all love you."
- ;;
- "${botname}, I feel sick.")
- newsstr="$(cd /br/gopher/hypochondria && ./hypochondria -s random)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "You could have ${newsstr}! Be careful!"
- ;;
- "${botname}, oh hai!")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, hai! How is your sex life?"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please tech hype me.")
- techstr="$(${modbase}/markov_tech/markov)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${techstr}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, what's my horoscope?")
- horostr="$($HOME/scm/bullshit/horoscope)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, ${horostr}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, what's my future?")
- puri="$(sacc gopher://parazyd.org/0/tarot.cgi | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, your future is here: ${puri}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, how many memes do you know?")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "I know $(hashtagcount) memes: gopher://adamsgaard.dk/0/pub/memecount"
- ;;
- "${botname}, how many people died of corona?")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, too many. :( Please see yourself: gopher://magical.fish/1/covid"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please show me your memes.")
- puri="$(printf "%s" "$(hashtags)" | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "Here are my memes: ${puri}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please show me the victims.")
- puri="$(printf "%s" "$(hashtags)" | grep victim | /br/bin/bitreich-paste)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "Here are the victims: ${puri}"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please distro-hop with me.")
- ndistro="$(curl -s 'https://distrowatch.com/dwres.php?resource=popularity' \
- | grep phr2 \
- | sed 's,.*href="\(.*\)".*,\1,' \
- | sort | uniq | shuf -n 1)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "How about https://distrowatch.com/${ndistro} ?"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please show me your Macron.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "gopher://bitreich.org/0/ascii/macron.vt"
- ;;
- "${botname}, release the Kraken!")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "Here it is! gopher://bitreich.org/0/memecache/kraken.vt"
- ;;
- "${botname}, release the Quacken!")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "Quack Quack! gopher://bitreich.org/9/memecache/release-the-quacken.mkv"
- ;;
- "${botname}, be cool.")
- case "$(($RANDOM % 4))" in
- 0)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "(⌐■_■)"
- ;;
- 1)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "(▰˘◡˘▰)"
- ;;
- 2)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "(▀ Ĺ▀ )̄"
- ;;
- *)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "(▀Ĺ▀ )"
- ;;
- esac
- ;;
- "${botname}, please cheer.")
- case "$(($RANDOM % 2))" in
- 0)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" '~\o/~'
- ;;
- *)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" '✺◟( ° ʖ °)◞✺'
- ;;
- esac
- ;;
- "${botname}, be cute.")
- case "$(($RANDOM % 4))" in
- 0)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (\ /)'
- sleep 0.1
- annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (. .)'
- sleep 0.1
- annna-say -c "${channel}" ' C(") (")'
- ;;
- 1)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (\-/)'
- sleep 0.1
- annna-say -c "${channel}" " (='.'=)"
- sleep 0.1
- annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (")-(")o'
- ;;
- 2)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" ' ( ) ( )'
- sleep 0.1
- annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (>•.•<)'
- sleep 0.1
- annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (") (")'
- ;;
- *)
- annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (\ (\'
- sleep 0.1
- annna-say -c "${channel}" " (=' :')"
- sleep 0.1
- annna-say -c "${channel}" ' (, (") (")'
- ;;
- esac
- ;;
- "${botname}, please roll a dice for me.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "$((($RANDOM % 6) + 1))"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please tell me your favourite flower.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "My favourite flower is the beer flower."
- ;;
- "${botname}, please tell me your favourite color.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "My favourite color is yellow."
- ;;
- "${botname}, please clap for me.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, *clap* *clap* *clap*"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please dance.")
- if [ $(($RANDOM % 2)) -gt 0 ];
- then
- annna-say -c "${channel}" ',o/ o/_ _\o _o_ \o\'
- else
- annna-say -c "${channel}" '\o7 -o7 _o7 .o7 \o. \o_ \o- \o7'
- fi
- ;;
- "${botname}, please dance with me.")
- if [ $(($RANDOM % 2)) -gt 0 ];
- then
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "I am not that kind of woman."
- else
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "Thank you! Let us dance! :-D"
- fi
- ;;
- "${botname}, please tell me who is your favourite pleasure man.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "My favourite pleasure man is of course Gunther!"
- ;;
- "${botname}, sudo make me a sandwich")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "Humans are no objects."
- ;;
- "${botname}, sudo please make me a sandwich")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "Here is your sandwich."
- ;;
- "${botname}, bonjour !")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${user}, bonjour !"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please help.")
- # Help Message.
- # TODO: Add multiple line support to annna-say -c(1) with sleep.
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»how many memes do you know?«gets you the number of memes annna knows, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please show me your memes.« gets you all memes anna knows, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please show me the victims.« gets you all victims anna knows, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»can you show me the uptime please?« gets you the uptime, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please show me the load, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please give me the count of online users.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please tell me your favourite flower.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please tell me your favourite color.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please dance with me.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please distro-hop with me.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please dance.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»what's up?«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»what's down?«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please update the phlog index.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»sudo make me a sandwich«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»sudo please make me a sandwich«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please tell me who is your favourite pleasure man.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please roll a dice for me.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»I'm bored.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "», be cool.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "», be cute.«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "», what is \$term?«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "», please turn on \$term«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "», please shoot \$term«, ${user}."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "», turn me on."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "», please tech hype me."
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "», bonjour !"
- sleep 0.5
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please help.« gives you this help listing, ${user}."
- ;;
- esac
-
- randomtag=0
- if [ "${text}" = "${botname}, please meme meme meme me." ];
- then
- randomtag=2
- fi
-
- if [ "${text}" = "${botname}, what's the wheelchair shooter meme again?" ];
- then
- tagname="#scrollby"
- tagline="$(printf "%s\n" "$(hashtags)" | grep "^${tagname} ")"
- tagname="$(printf "%s\n" "${tagline}" | cut -d ' ' -f 1)"
- taguri="$(printf "%s\n" "${tagline}" | cut -d ' ' -f 2-)"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${tagname}: ${taguri}"
- fi
-
- case "${text}" in
- *\#nospoil*)
- ;;
- *rfc[0-9]*)
- rfcname="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | sed 's,.*\(rfc[0-9]*\).*,\1,')"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${rfcname}: ftp://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/${rfcname}.txt"
- ;;
- *RFC[0-9]*)
- rfcname="$(printf "%s\n" "${text}" | sed 's,.*\(RFC[0-9]*\).*,\1,' | tr '[A-Z]' '[a-z]')"
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${rfcname}: ftp://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/${rfcname}.txt"
- ;;
- esac
-
- if [ $randomtag -gt 0 ];
- then
- while [ $randomtag -gt 0 ];
- do
- rtag="$(printf "%s\n" "$(hashtags)" | shuf -n 1)"
- tagname=""
- taguri=""
- for tag in ${rtag};
- do
- [ -z "${tagname}" ] && tagname="${tag}" && continue
- taguri="${tag}"
- done
-
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${tagname}: ${taguri}"
-
- randomtag=$(($randomtag - 1))
- done
- else
- printf '%s' "$text" | awk -v taglimit="$printnhashtags" '
- $0 !~ /#nospoil/ {
- while (match($0, /#[^# "'\'',)?!$\001]+/)) {
- tag = substr($0, RSTART, RLENGTH)
- $0 = substr($0, RSTART + RLENGTH)
- sub(/[.]*$/, "", tag)
- if (!uniq[tag]++ && taglimit-- > 0)
- print tag
- }
- }' | while read -r tag;
- do
- if tagline="$(grep "${tag} " "${hashtagfile}")";
- then
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "${tagline% *}: ${tagline#* }"
- fi
- done
- fi
-
- # Membership Level.
- ismember=0
- for member in $brmembers;
- do
- [ "$user" = "$member" ] && ismember=1
- done
- [ $ismember -lt 1 ] && return
-
-
- case "${text}" in
- "${botname}, can you show me the uptime please?")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "$(hostname) uptime: $(uptime)"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please show me the load.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "$(hostname) load: $(LANG=C uptime | sed 's,.*load average: \(.*\)$,\1,')"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please give me the count of online users.")
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "$(hostname): $(who -q | tail -n 1 | cut -d'=' -f 2)"
- ;;
- "${botname}, please update the phlog index.")
- phlog-index > /dev/null 2>&1
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "Thanks! Your request has been fulfilled with the quickness! :)"
- ;;
- esac
-
-}
-
-annna_radio() {
- channel="$1"
- user="$2"
- text="$3"
-
- [ "$user" = "${botname}" ] && return
-
- case "${text}" in
- ${botname}, next please.)
- /br/bin/bitreich-radio-playlist-next
- annna-say -c "${channel}" "You are very kind ${user}. To your command."
- return # stop here
- ;;
- ${botname}, please help.)
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»next please.« gets the playlist further, ${user}."
- annna-say -c "${user}" "»please help.« gives you this help listing, ${user}."
- ;;
- esac
-
- annna_common "${channel}" "${user}" "${text}"
-}
-
# Permissions
[ -d ${iiroot} ] && chmod o+rx ${iiroot}
[ -d ${iibase} ] && chmod o+rx ${iibase}
@@ -828,10 +41,10 @@ do
do
case "${channel}" in
\#bitreich-radio)
- annna_radio "${channel}" "${user}" "${text}"
+ annna-message-radio "${channel}" "${user}" "${text}"
;;
*)
- annna_common "${channel}" "${user}" "${text}"
+ annna-message-common "${channel}" "${user}" "${text}"
;;
esac
done