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1 Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.
2 Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boo-last!
3 What do you call a zombie who is a great musician? A dead-icated artist!
4 Why don't witches get along with each other? They always spell trouble!
5 What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A squash!
6 Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He didn't have the guts!
7 What do ghosts like to eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes!
8 How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a gourd-ian!
9 Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She just couldn't get over her ex-istence!
10 What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
11 Why was the vampire so bad at playing hide and seek? Because he could always be counted!
12 What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-scream!
13 Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? Because it had gourd-geous views!
14 How do you know if a ghost is telling the truth? You can see right through it!
15 What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
16 Why did the witch bring a ladder to the party? She heard the drinks were on the house!
17 What do you call a pumpkin that works at a bakery? A flour-ishing gourd!
18 Why did the ghost bring a pencil to the party? To draw some boo-tiful art!
19 How do ghosts stay fit? They exorcise regularly!
20 What do you call a friendly vampire? A blood brother!
21 Why did the witch go to school? She wanted to improve her spell-ing!
22 What did the zombie say to the librarian? "I'm just here for some dead book"
23 Why don't mummies take vactions? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!
24 What kind of music do ghosts listen to? Soul music!
25 Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
26 What did the ghost say to its date? "You're boo-tiful!"
27 How do you catch a runaway pumpkin? With a pumpkin spice net!
28 What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
29 Why did the monster eat the candle? He wanted a little light snack!
30 What do you call a ghost's favorite fruit? A boo-nan!
31 Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them!