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1 %s fell into a hole at FOSDEM
2 %s bit their tongue while listening to a Poettering talk
3 %s set themself on fire after reading the XMPP RFC
4 %s used a MacBook
5 %s lost their mind on XML
6 %s died, temporarily while waiting for Windows to boot
7 %s was caught in a terrible snowstorm wardriving
8 %s EXPLODED, somewhat while trying to understand the boost library
9 %s got knifed in a dark alley with a soldering iron
10 %s got turned INSIDE OUT by quinq, practically
11 %s ate a very disagreeable Apple, getting a terrible case of heartburn
12 %s met up with a Microsoft hitman for not paying his license fees
13 %s has fallen ill with the SysTemD
14 %s was struck by Apple lightning
15 %s was attacked by a rabid Gentoo Larry
16 %s was attacked by a rabid BSD devil
17 %s was set on fire by emacs(1)
18 %s was decapitated, temporarily through a Redhat
19 %s was tipped by a #polish-cow
20 %s was bucked from a #fuck-my-horses
21 %s was bitten by a moose in the Linux kernel
22 %s was sat on by a giant C++ codebase
23 %s ate a plate of discounted, day-old sushi made from Puffy
24 %s got harassed by peer (the one from ICMP)
25 %s got lost in web
26 %s misplaced his password
27 %s broke his Google Glasses
28 %s lost his Google Glasses
29 %s walked face-first into a merkle tree
30 %s found a pair of memory/RAM
31 %s caught a unicorn programming language
32 %s discovered a secret, underground passage to gopherspace
33 %s was taught to run quickly by a secret tribe of C developer that know how to, among other things, run quickly
34 %s discovered triple-caffeinated coffee
35 %s grew an extra leg from DNA code experiments
36 %s was visited by a very pretty nymph and had sex
37 %s found kitty-cat
38 %s learned Perl
39 %s found an exploit in the IdleRPG code
40 %s bought a faster computer
41 %s bribed the local IdleRPG administrator
42 %s stopped using dial-up
43 %s got fiber internet access
44 %s lost wifi connection
45 %s was bitten by a radioactive GNU
46 %s hit it off with a drunk furry chick named Jenny
47 %s was accepted into Pi Beta Euler Epsilon DarkFi club
48 %s used his valuable time on BitHub.
49 %s felt asleep while watching a cryptocoin talk.
50 %s received a vision during an ed(1) session.
51 %s tried to install systemd
52 %s found a freifunk wifi node nearby
53 %s found out about crystal math
54 %s got lost in a complex system
55 %s had fun at a GangBAN
56 %s found the end of gopherspace
57 %s found the end of webspace
58 %s shut down the cloud