Mov to current state with monks and background music. - bitreich-www - the bitreich www website generator
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DIR commit b72624338a38b6d7fcb43546cc17b9786ced6e44
DIR parent d107666ad4531359e12243866674d2cce20cdcee
HTML Author: Christoph Lohmann <20h@r-36.net>
Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2023 15:05:54 +0200
Mov to current state with monks and background music.
Diffstat:
A 8-startup.html | 6 ++++++
M 9-redirect.html | 2 +-
A 9-rotate.html | 13 +++++++++++++
A 9-startup.html | 6 ++++++
A 9-xxx-yolo-css.html | 7 +++++++
A index.html | 498 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
6 files changed, 531 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-)
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DIR diff --git a/8-startup.html b/8-startup.html
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+<!-- When all things are loaded, play the startup sound. -->
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" src="s/startup.mp3"></audio>
+
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" loop="true"
+ src="s/padme-hum.mp3"></audio>
+
DIR diff --git a/9-redirect.html b/9-redirect.html
@@ -52,5 +52,5 @@ setTimeout(function() {
window.location.href="http://zuckless.org";
break;
}
-}, 50000);
+}, 500000);
</script>
DIR diff --git a/9-rotate.html b/9-rotate.html
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+<script>
+
+degrotate = 25;
+setInterval(function() {
+ degrotate += 0.05;
+ if (degrotate > 350) {
+ i = 0;
+ }
+ document.body.style.transform = "rotate("+degrotate+"deg)";
+ document.body.style.transformOrigin = "center";
+}, 20);
+
+</script>
DIR diff --git a/9-startup.html b/9-startup.html
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+<!-- When all things are loaded, play the startup sound. -->
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" src="s/startup.mp3"></audio>
+
+<audio allow="autoplay" autoplay="autoplay" loop="true"
+ src="http://www.orangefreesounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Tibetan-song-om-mani-padme-hum.mp3"></audio>
+
DIR diff --git a/9-xxx-yolo-css.html b/9-xxx-yolo-css.html
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+<style type="text/css">
+
+/* Let the fun begin. */
+/* Well no, firefox sucks and we want konga. */
+/* @import url("/s/bitreich.css"); */
+
+</style>
DIR diff --git a/index.html b/index.html
@@ -0,0 +1,498 @@
+<html>
+<head>
+ <title>Bitreich.org</title>
+
+ <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
+ <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
+ <meta name="description" content="Bitreich.org – Simplicidad o Muerte!" />
+ <meta name="keywords" content="open source, libre software, simplicity, gopher, community" />
+ <meta name="robots" content="follow" />
+ <meta http-equiv="content-language" content="en" />
+ <link rel="shortcut icon" href="/favicon.gif" type="image/gif" />
+</head>
+<body>
+<h1>Bitreich.org</h1>
+<p>Sorry, we are using the non-complex gopher protocol. Consider browsing to
+<a class="proletariat" href="gophers://bitreich.org/1/">gophers://bitreich.org</a>.
+</p>
+
+<p>If you don't know how to access gopher, see the website of
+<a class="proletariat" href="http://gopherproject.org">The Gopher Project</a>
+(<a class="proletariat" href="gopher://gopherproject.org">via gopher</a>)
+for further assistance.
+</p>
+
+<p style="color:red; font-weight:bold; text-align: center;">
+<marquee><blink>NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
+NEW NEW NEW</blink></marquee>
+For fast access there is the <a class="proletariat" href="ssh://kiosk@bitreich.org">Bitreich
+Kiosk</a>, where you can have the latest
+gopher offers and of course access to gopher for free, using SSH.
+<marquee><blink>NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW
+NEW NEW</blink></marquee></p>
+
+<!--
+X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*
+
+The Web Sucks – And Everyone Knows It For Years.
+
+ gophers://bitreich.org/I/memecache/www-killer.png
+
+* How many Megabyte of RAM does it take to display this page?
+* How many lines of buggy code does this information get through to be seen by
+ your eyes?
+* How big will be the burden, when the web browser market is just two engines
+ and you are forced into DRM?
+* Why does it take years to display HTML and all its substandards?
+* Why is it easier to align this plaintext than any text in HTML?
+* Bad Javascript is causing global warming. Why are there no regulations
+ against it?
+
+ gophers://bitreich.org/I/memecache/keep-out-of-the-web.jpg
+
+If you are ready to discover the truth, join the
+
+ BERNERS-LEE KICKING CLUB
+
+Here is a video of the club at work:
+
+ gophers://bitreich.org/9/memecache/berners-lee-kicking-club.webm
+
+We welcome all people with an interest in vocal fight.
+
+Come on IRC for membership application:
+
+ ircs://irc.bitreich.org:6697/#bitreich-en
+
+Members get premium access to the XML Strip Club. See the best XML
+entitties in your area!
+
+ gophers://bitreich.org/1/xml-strip-club
+
+Once you are done, you get premium at the Progress Bar:
+
+ gophers://bitreich.org/1/progress-bar
+
+"I would never join any club that would have me as a member. Except for
+the Berners-Lee Kicking Club." -- Marx Groucho
+
+Have fun!
+
+P.S. We are mining bitcoin using a hidden script. It is your fault, you
+ decided to use the web on your own behalf. Maybe you find it.
+
+P.P.S. Only pedophiles and terrorists look at the source code.
+ gophers://bitreich.org/9/memecache/3pgalf.webm
+
+-->
+
+<style type="text/css">
+
+html, body {
+ height: 100%;
+ cursor: none;
+ scrollbar-color: deeppink pink;
+}
+
+::selection { color: yellow; }
+
+body {
+ transform: rotate(25deg) translateX(200px) translateY(200px);
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