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   DIR commit 539e72d05b1a7b5ec9d4f1a82e76281eaf6234a2
   DIR parent 6e4c5d0f380d7957187f23dbf8d70682600acf5e
  HTML Author: parazyd <parazyd@dyne.org>
       Date:   Thu,  1 Mar 2018 20:46:37 +0100
       
       More fixes for the British.
       
       Diffstat:
         M act-i/Bench.dcgi                    |      40 ++++++++++---------------------
         M act-i/Bench.sh                      |      20 ++++++++------------
       
       2 files changed, 21 insertions(+), 39 deletions(-)
       ---
   DIR diff --git a/act-i/Bench.dcgi b/act-i/Bench.dcgi
       @@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ map_bench
        if [ ! -f "$inventory/.starttime" ]; then
                date +%s > "$inventory/.starttime"
        fi
       -difftime=$(($(date +%s) - $(cat "$inventory/.starttime"))) 
       +difftime=$(($(date +%s) - $(cat "$inventory/.starttime")))
        
        cat <<EOM
        ## THE BENCH
       @@ -45,45 +45,31 @@ EOM
        
                case "$(($RANDOM % 7))" in
                0)
       -                cat <<EOM
       -You see a cat walking by, look into her eyes. She turns around.
       -EOM
       +                _msg "You see a cat walking by, look into her eyes. She turns around."
                        ;;
                1)
       -                cat <<EOM
       -A police car is driving by, asking you, if you saw some cat. You do
       -not know French so you just say something in British English and the
       -police turns around quickly.
       -EOM
       +                _msg "A police car is driving by, asking you, if you saw some cat. You do
       +                        not know French so you just say something in British English and the
       +                        police turns around quickly."
                        ;;
                2)
       -                cat <<EOM
       -Your Smartphone is playing the notification tone of the "Waaaazzzuup?"
       -messenger.
       -EOM
       +                _msg 'Your Smartphone is playing the notification tone of the "Waaaazzzuup?"
       +                        messenger.'
                        printf 1 > "$inventory/.newmessage"
                        ;;
                3)
       -                cat <<EOM
       -Some drunk people walk by singing songs and smashing trash bins.
       -You are scared.
       -EOM
       +                _msg "Some drunk people walk by singing songs and smashing trash bins.
       +                        You are scared."
                        ;;
                4)
       -                cat <<EOM
       -Some people walk by talking and greeting you.
       -EOM
       +                _msg "Some people walk by talking and greeting you."
                        ;;
                5)
       -                cat <<EOM
       -You hear moaning and some elve is hanging out of the window naked with
       -someone behind her. You are missing out all the fun.
       -EOM
       +                _msg "You hear moaning and some elf is hanging out of the window naked with
       +                        someone behind her. You are missing out all the fun."
                        ;;
                *)
       -                cat <<EOM
       -Nothing happened.
       -EOM
       +                _msg "Nothing happened."
                        ;;
                esac
        
   DIR diff --git a/act-i/Bench.sh b/act-i/Bench.sh
       @@ -5,17 +5,16 @@ specific_bench() {
                        Smartphone)
                                if [ -f "$inventory/.newmessage" ];
                                then
       -                                _msg "Your friend texted you: »Here is
       -                                something for you.« He attached a music."
       +                                _msg "Your friend texted you:
       +                                        »Here is something for you.«
       +                                        He attached a music file:"
        
                                        parapluutje
        
                                        _msg "A small package with a parachute is slowly
       -                                landing next to you. You open it."
       +                                        landing next to you. You open it."
        
       -                                ritem="$(printf
       -                                "Beers\nChocolate_Milks\nBlack_dildo\nGoogle_Ad_coupons\nDeveloping_NodeJS\nAlso_sprach_Zarathustra\nThe_Birth_of_Tragedy\nSiddharta\nBaby_and_child_care\nThe_C_Programming_Language\nTo_Kill_a_Mockingbird\nSex_drugs_and_coca_puffs\nFight_club\nCheese\nCocaine\n"
       -                                | shuf | head -n 1)"
       +                                ritem="$(printf "Beers\nChocolate_Milks\nBlack_dildo\nGoogle_Ad_coupons\nDeveloping_NodeJS\nAlso_sprach_Zarathustra\nThe_Birth_of_Tragedy\nSiddharta\nBaby_and_child_care\nThe_C_Programming_Language\nTo_Kill_a_Mockingbird\nSex_drugs_and_coca_puffs\nFight_club\nCheese\nCocaine\n" | shuf | head -n 1)"
        
                                        _msg "Your friend sent you $ritem. You are
                                        thankful in the cold."
       @@ -33,8 +32,7 @@ specific_bench() {
                                ;;
        
                        Black_dildo)
       -                        _msg "You wonder what the people at the party are
       -                        doing."
       +                        _msg "You wonder what the people at the party are doing."
                                ;;
        
                        Google_Ad_coupons)
       @@ -42,8 +40,7 @@ specific_bench() {
                                ;;
        
                        Developing_NodeJS)
       -                        _msg "You make a nice fire from this book. This is
       -                        heartwarming."
       +                        _msg "You make a nice fire from this book. This is heartwarming."
                                ;;
        
                        Also_sprach_Zarathustra)
       @@ -63,8 +60,7 @@ specific_bench() {
                                ;;
        
                        The_C_Programming_Language)
       -                        _msg "You write some patches for your friend's software
       -                        and commit them."
       +                        _msg "You write some patches for your friend's software and commit them."
                                ;;
        
                        To_Kill_a_Mockingbird)