Make 20h the advisor. - dotg - Day Of The GrParazyd
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DIR commit eac5975754c47a8169ca804bd411ddcd8a56e55d
DIR parent b6d463fa3bbaa3883786aca6f741c1b4d93edfda
HTML Author: Christoph Lohmann <20h@r-36.net>
Date: Sat, 24 Feb 2018 01:05:31 +0100
Make 20h the advisor.
Diffstat:
M act-i/talk-20h.sh | 62 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
M act-i/usecases.csv | 28 ++++++++++++++--------------
2 files changed, 76 insertions(+), 14 deletions(-)
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DIR diff --git a/act-i/talk-20h.sh b/act-i/talk-20h.sh
@@ -2,6 +2,55 @@ specific_talk_20h() {
item="$1"
case "$item" in
+ Old_Thinkpad)
+ _msg "Have you seen that new dotg act on gopherspace?"
+ ;;
+
+ Plastic_bottle_of_rakia)
+ _msg "Zagreb is such a nice city."
+ ;;
+
+ Cigarettes)
+ _msg "I don't smoke, but I like to see all smokers dying slowly."
+ ;;
+
+ Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce)
+ _msg "Ah, I need more of this."
+ ;;
+
+ Keychain_with_a_key)
+ _msg "This looks like the key to the second bedroom."
+ ;;
+
+ Decorated_condom_balloon)
+ _msg "Do you like scaring christians like I do?"
+ ;;
+
+ Plastic_bag)
+ _msg "Plastic bags are meant to fly and be eating by whales."
+ ;;
+
+ Old_yoghurt)
+ _msg "Let us see if this guy next to me can eat really everything."
+ ;;
+
+ Rolling_tabacco)
+ _msg "Where this comes from nature is beautiful but society isn't."
+ ;;
+
+ Google_Ad_coupons)
+ _msg "The last eleve I had liked those coupons. I don't know why.
+ It is the last secret of life."
+ ;;
+
+ Cocaine)
+ _msg "This will free your nose."
+ ;;
+
+ Cheese)
+ _msg "This cheese smells and belongs into the kitchensink."
+ ;;
+
Beers)
_msg "You give a beer to your friend. He thanks you and starts drinking it."
dropitem "$item"
@@ -103,5 +152,18 @@ specific_talk_20h() {
He takes the book from you and smiles.'
mv "$item" "$hipsters/20h"
;;
+
+ Baby_and_child_care)
+ _msg "Maybe ask the girls. They can make babies with
+ you."
+ ;;
+
+ To_Kill_a_Mockingbird)
+ _msg "Oh no. This is a hipster and girls topic."
+ ;;
+
+ Fight_Club)
+ _msg "Hey, we said we don't talk about it."
+ ;;
esac
}
DIR diff --git a/act-i/usecases.csv b/act-i/usecases.csv
@@ -1,27 +1,27 @@
-Old_Thinkpad,Hipster_Area,talk-gentoo,talk-host
-Plastic_bottle_of_rakia,anywhere
-Cigarettes,anywhere
+Old_Thinkpad,Hipster_Area,talk-gentoo,talk-host,talk-20h
+Plastic_bottle_of_rakia,talk-20h,anywhere
+Cigarettes,talk-20h,anywhere
Smartphone,Kitchen,Bedroom1,talk-20h,Toilet2,talk-host
-Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce,Kitchen,Hipster_Area,Toilet1,Toilet2,talk-gentoo
+Plate_of_Bolognese_Sauce,talk-20h,Kitchen,Hipster_Area,Toilet1,Toilet2,talk-gentoo
Beers,talk-girls,talk-nerds,talk-20h,talk-gentoo,anywhere
Chocolate_Milks,talk-gentoo,talk-nerds,Kitchen,talk-20h
Black_dildo,Toilet1,Balcony,Bedroom1,Bedroom2,talk-girls,talk-20h,talk-hipster
Red_Lighter,talk-20h
White_Lighter,talk-20h
Locked_computer,talk-20h
-Keychain_with_a_key,Bedroom2,anywhere
+Keychain_with_a_key,Bedroom2,talk-20h,anywhere
Used_condom,Toilet1,Toilet2,talk-20h
Condom_balloon,talk-20h,talk-hipster,talk-gentoo,talk-nerds,Kitchen,Balcony
-Decorated_condom_balloon,kitchen-fridge,talk-girls
-Plastic_bag,Balcony
-Old_yoghurt,talk-gentoo
-Rolling_tobacco,anywhere
+Decorated_condom_balloon,kitchen-fridge,talk-girls,talk-20h
+Plastic_bag,Balcony,talk-20h
+Old_yoghurt,talk-gentoo,talk-20h
+Rolling_tobacco,talk-20h,anywhere
Terminal,talk-nerds
Keyboard,talk-nerds
Mouse,talk-nerds
-Google_Ad_coupons,talk-balcony,talk-elves
-Cocaine,anywhere
-Cheese,kitchen-sink,anywhere
+Google_Ad_coupons,talk-balcony,talk-elves,talk-20h
+Cocaine,talk-20h,anywhere
+Cheese,kitchen-sink,talk-20h,anywhere
Also_sprach_Zarathustra,talk-20h
The_Birth_of_Tragedy,talk-20h,talk-gentoo
@@ -29,6 +29,6 @@ Siddhartha,talk-20h
Baby_and_child_care,talk-20h,talk-girls
The_C_Programming_Language,talk-20h,talk-gentoo,talk-nerds
Developing_NodeJS,talk-20h,talk-gentoo,talk-nerds
-To_Kill_a_Mockingbird,talk-hipster,talk-girls
+To_Kill_a_Mockingbird,talk-hipster,talk-girls,talk-20h
Sex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs,talk-20h,talk-nerds
-Fight_Club,talk-hipster
+Fight_Club,talk-hipster,talk-20h