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talk-elves.sh (2069B)
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1 specific_talk_elves() {
2 item="$1"
3
4 case "$item" in
5 Google_Ad_coupons)
6 cat <<EOM
7
8 "We have been used by Google for such a long time. Now we will strike back."
9
10 The elves perform their magic and a gangbang commences...
11
12 EOM
13
14 if [ -f "$hipsters/obese/.takingashit" ]; then
15 cat <<EOM
16 Everyone is sucking and fucking. The two bearded hipsters from the
17 balcony come in and start sucking eachother's dicks.
18 EOM
19 else
20 cat <<EOM
21 Everyone is sucking and fucking. The obese spaniard takes a shit in the
22 Macbook hipster's mouth. The two bearded hipsters from the balcony come
23 in and start sucking eachother's dicks.
24 EOM
25 fi
26
27 cat <<EOM
28
29 The party host jumps on the table and starts pissing on everyone.
30
31 A dog comes into the room and starts fucking one of the girls.
32
33 The Christians get naked and masturbase furiously.
34
35 Your friend follows the Code of Conduct precisely.
36 EOM
37
38 if [ -f "$hipsters/obese/.takingashit" ]; then
39 _msg "The Macbook hipster fills all of his holes with black dildos."
40 else
41 _msg "The Macbook hipster bends over the sink and gets fucked by the fat spaniard."
42 fi
43
44 cat <<EOM
45
46 In the midst of all the fucking and sucking, the elves leave their cheese
47 on the table.
48
49 Once done, everyone pretends like this has never happened.
50 EOM
51
52 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ];
53 then
54 _msg "
55 The elves seem to like your French accent and know what you
56 like. They put the cheese directly into your pocket."
57 fi
58
59 rm -f "$inventory/Google_Ad_coupons"
60 rm -f "$kitchen/sink/.notyet"
61 allaround="$inventory
62 $hipsters/coffeetable
63 $books
64 $kitchen/sink
65 $kitchen/cupboard
66 $kitchen/table
67 $fridge
68 $bedroom1
69 $bedroom2"
70 for i in $allaround ; do
71 printf 1 > "$i/Used_condom"
72 done
73 allaround="$books
74 $hipsters/coffeetable
75 $fridge
76 $bedroom1
77 $bedroom2"
78 for i in $allaround ; do
79 printf 1 > "$i/Black_dildo"
80 done
81 printf 1 > "$inventory/.orgyhappened"
82 if [ -f "$inventory/.isfrench" ]; then
83 printf 1 > "$inventory/Cheese"
84 else
85 printf 1 > "$kitchen/table/Cheese"
86 fi
87 ;;
88 esac
89 }