talk-nerds.sh - dotg - Day Of The GrParazyd
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1 specific_talk_nerds() {
2 item="$1"
3
4 if [ -f "$inventory/.nerdsmoved" ]; then
5 _msg "The nerds seem to have left."
6
7 case "$item" in
8 The_C_Programming_Language)
9 _msg "You use the power of C to flip bytes and bang bits..."
10 if ! [ -f "$inventory/.notyet" ]; then
11 _msg "Accidentally, you activate a
12 [h|time machine|URL:ssh://time-machine@bitreich.org|server|port]
13
14 You have completed Act I.
15
16 Let us know on #bitreich-en (irc.bitreich.org) if you liked it!
17
18 Find the code at:
19 [1|gophers://bitreich.org/1/scm/dotg|/scm/dotg|server|port]
20
21 [1|Go to Act II|/dotg/act-ii|server|port]"
22 printf 1 > "$inventory/.timemachineactivated"
23 rm -f "$hipsters/obese/.takingashit"
24 rm -f "$hipsters/obese/.inkitchensink"
25 else
26 _msg "Something important is missing."
27 fi
28 ;;
29
30 Terminal|Keyboard|Mouse)
31 _msg "You try using the NeXT computer, but you're unsuccessful."
32 ;;
33 esac
34
35 else
36
37 case "$item" in
38 Beers|Chocolate_Milks)
39 _msg "The nerds steal all your $item."
40 rm -f "$inventory/$item"
41 ;;
42
43 The_C_Programming_Language)
44 _msg "The nerds take $item from you and try to type in examples in the
45 NeXT console.
46
47 They seem to be failing."
48 mv "$inventory/$item" "$nextbox"
49 ;;
50
51 Developing_NodeJS)
52 _msg "As you pull out the book from your backpack, one of the nerds catches
53 a glance at it. He loudly points at it.
54
55 The other nerds look at it and forcefully take it away from you. They
56 leave the area and move towards somewhere else."
57 rm -f "$inventory/$item"
58 printf 1 > "$inventory/.nerdsmoved"
59 ;;
60
61 Sex_drugs_and_cocoa_puffs)
62 _msg "The virgins try to convince you they're not.
63
64 (Developer note: this is actually a good book, unrelated to the context
65 it is presented in-game. Read it ;)"
66 ;;
67 Condom_balloon)
68 _msg "The nerds break your balloon."
69 rm -f "$inventory/$item"
70 ;;
71 esac
72 fi # !nerdsmoved
73 }