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1 # Snowman Science
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3 Why is it scientific to use snowmen for error messages in quality
4 assurance?
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6 Let us draw one:
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8 y=\frac{\sin x}{x}-1\left\{-0.965\ge x,x\ge0.965\right\}
9 x^{2}+\left(y-1\right)^{2}=\left(1.5\right)^{2}
10 x^{2}+\left(y-3.5\right)^{2}=1
11 x^{2}+\left(y-1\right)^{2}\le\frac{1}{16}
12 x^{2}+\left(y-1.75\right)^{2}\le\frac{1}{16}
13 x^{2}+\left(y-0.25\right)^{2}\le\frac{1}{16}
14 \left(x+0.375\right)^{2}+\left(y-3.875\right)^{2}\le\frac{1}{36}
15 \left(x-0.375\right)^{2}+\left(y-3.875\right)^{2}\le\frac{1}{36}
16 \left\{0\le x\le0.75:-\frac{1}{2}x+3.625\right\}\ge y\ge-\frac{1}{6}x+3.375
17 y=-\frac{1}{2}x+3.625\left\{0\le x\le0.75\right\}
18 y=-\frac{1}{6}x+3.375\left\{0\le x\le0.75\right\}
19 y=\sqrt{1+x^{2}}+1.875\left\{-0.375\le x\le0.375\right\}
20 y=\frac{\left|x\right|}{1.75}+0.75\left\{-2.375\le x\le-1.396,1.396\le x\le2.375\right\}
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22 (Source: https://www.desmos.com/calculator/hsepj6fcal )
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24 Now that we have proven that snowmen are pure science, no further
25 evidence is needed.
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27 Thank you for your patience.
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