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Date: Sat, 23 Jan 2010 13:15:17 +1100
From: **Rowland Croucher** <rccroucher@contactemailonwebsite>
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(Pinched from another newsgroup)

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with
it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea. I gargled and gargled, and
nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

Shalom/Salaam/Pax!           Rowland Croucher

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