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Submitted by: spencer@ppws04.plk.af.mil (thomas spencer Univ Mich 6-6770)
Subject: International Conference on Spiritual Phenomena
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One of the speakers begins to address the crowd of two to three hundred
attendees. He begins by asking: "How many here have had some form of
encounter with a spirit or ghost?"  Just about everyone raises their hand.
"Well one of the most interesting encounters you can have is to have
sex with a ghost.  How many here have had sex with a ghost?." No one raises
their hand except for one cowboy in the back who rather meekly put
his arm up.

The speaker excitedly says "Please, please come forward. We all here
would to like to hear about your sexual encounter with a ghost."

The cowboy comes up front stops and replies :
"Oh. I am so embarassed...I though you said goat."
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Submitted by: Gene "Chief Yuckster" Spafford
Author: <anonymous>
Subject:  Maples' Adman Begs Forgiveness
Liberated from Spaf's 'Yucks Digest'. (Yucks-request@cs.purdue.edu)
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   NEW YORK (AP)
   Marla Maples' publicist, charged with stealing shoes from her
bedroom, said he failed his client and her business tycoon boyfriend,
Donald Trump.
   "Donald and Marla  I love them both. As far as I'm concerned, I've
failed them both miserably," Richard Jones told the New York Post.
   Jones was freed on $5,000 bail Friday after pleading innocent to
charges he stole at least 40 pairs of Maples' high heels.
   He was arrested Wednesday after a video camera in Maples' bedroom
closet  installed because shoes kept disappearing  allegedly recorded
him taking the shoes, said Assistant District Attorney Jacqueline
McCormick.
   Police found some of the shoes in Jones' office, along with a copy
of a pornographic magazine called "Spike," which caters to an
audience with shoe fetishes.
   The Post said Jones called the newspaper from his jail cell to
admit he had taken the shoes and to beg forgiveness.
   Jones had represented Maples for about seven years. His attorney,
Herald Price Fahringer, said Jones still has a contract with Maples,
but the judge signed an order requiring him to stay away from her.

[Too bad.  The publicity has probably ruined his chances at the job he
had applied for -- publicist for Imelda Marcos.  --spaf]


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