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Submitted by:  MFCMEACH@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu (Jo Meachem)
Subject:  Ture Story (smirk!)
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Ture story, true story...what's the difference?

My sister is married to a Frenchman, and they live in France.  At a party to
introduce her to the neighborhood, someone asked her:

"Do you Americans tell jokes about ethnic groups...like our Belgian jokes?"

My sister replied, "Yes, but they are more likely to be Polish jokes."

"But, why?" queried the puzzled neighbor. "They aren't stupid, like the
Belgians!"

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Submitted by:  Ury Segal <ury@CS.HUJI.AC.IL>
Subject: Bumper Sticker
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Bumper Sticker on Mini-minor:
        This is my dreams car
        I dream it's a Jaguar

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Submitted by: jeannie@scri.fsu.edu
Subject: Fakers
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Q: Why do so many girls fake orgasms?
A: Because so many men fake foreplay.

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Submitted by: James.Stewart@Corp.Sun.COM (James Stewart)
Subject: PussyCat
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Reminds me of the one about the first grade class on the opening day of
school.  The teacher, a Mrs. Prussy, introduces herself and tells the
kids that they can remember her name by recalling that it's just like
"pussy" (as in cat), with an 'r' added.

So the next morning, she asks the class, "And who remembered my name?"
Most of the kids raise their hands, and she calls on a boy.  "Yes,
Johnny?"  "Mrs. Crunt!" he replies.

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Submitted by: jadams@vixen.uucp (26070-adams)
Subject: It's all in a name
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A new Asian American employee whose first and middle names are Hung Nam
joined our group, but preferrred to be called by the Anglicized version of
Hung, namely John.  After introducing him to the department, we found ourselves
back at our secretary's office where I (And a few others) introduced the
new employee:

Bonnie, I'd like to meet John ..... You've already completed his
personnel paper work.

Bonnie in an effort to make our new engineer feel welcome jumped up and
extorted:

        Oh! Glad to meet you, John.  I thought you were Hung!

Obvious laughter erupted, followed by Bonnie turning beet red.  Poor John,
not being up on these English vernacular expressions, had to wait until
lunch for an explanation of the humor.

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Submitted by:  vest@novavax.UUCP (Steven Vest)
Subject:  Possums
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How many possums does it take to have sex?

Three.  Two to do it and one to watch for cars.

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Submitted by:  rdc@netcom.com (Roger David Carasso)
Subject:  GERMAN CLASS
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My girlfriend just told me that she took German in college to meet her
humanities requirement.  You'd think that German was the one subject
that wouldn't fulfill the humanities requirement.


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