Subject: Ruminations -- April 2, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 04/03/2004 02:01 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== ONLY ONE DAY LEFT! * 3 FREE months of ClubTop5 and/or ClubRum! The sale has been extended until Friday (4/2). All new ClubTop5 and/or ClubRum subscriptions will include 3 FREE months -- making a total of 15 months. Just go to this page of the TopFive Web site to order: http://www.topfive.com/html/store_reg.shtml ================================================================== Ruminations for April 2, 2004 -=++=- I don't think the Pioneer probe and the Spirit rover would get along well, because Spirit is from Mars and Pioneer is from Venus. (David Spiro) ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... Ironically, of all my superpowers, the one I have used most over the years has been The Ability to Refold Fitted Sheets. (Lee Entrekin) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== MORTGAGE / REFINANCE RATES ARE LOW. ACT NOW! 3 Mortgage brokers compete for your business. Great rates, no obligation, and easy form. http://click.topica.com/caab6aaclvXF9a67KMbf/ Insurance4usa.com =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------