Subject: Ruminations -- April 9, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 04/10/2004 03:47 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== Ruminations for April 9, 2004 -=++=- I was so enraged by my doctor keeping me waiting endlessly -- and then showing no remorse -- that I decided to mess up *his* remaining schedule by trashing my exam room before I left. When I come back for my follow-up next week, I'd like to see ol' Dr. Proctologist try to top *that*! (Brad Simanek) Visit Brad's Web site: http://www.bradsimanek.com ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... I think a really cool way to meet chicks would be to change my last name to Ferrari. That way, when I drive up to a girl I wanted to impress, I could say "Hi, I'm Mr. Ferrari -- would you like a ride in my Ferrari?" I guess I would also need a Ferrari, though. (Frank Varano) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Your opinion counts! We’re conducting a survey for a computer service/repair company. When you complete our survey, you will also be entered into a drawing for one of ten $100 prizes. Just click http://click.topica.com/caab6PVclvXF9a67KMbf/ Val Rad =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------