Subject: Ruminations -- August 26, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 08/26/2004 01:36 PM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Ruminations for August 26, 2004 -=++=- I went off my multiple personality disorder meds when it occurred to me that multiple personalities meant multiple orgasms, too. Now all of me are saying, "Bring it on, baby!" (Vicki Stanfield) ================================================================== Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet! If you're happy and you know it, rub my thing! Damn, almost! (Jim Rosenberg) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- Buy Stocks and Index Funds for just $4 No Account or Investment Minimums and No Inactivity Fees Automatically invest weekly or monthly and build your future. http://click.topica.com/caacvggclvXF9a67KMbf/Sharebuilder ------------------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------