Subject: Ruminations -- December 13, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 12/14/2004 09:49 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Looking for a *different* kind of gift? Give the gift of humor! Gift subscriptions for ClubTop5 and ClubRum cost as little as $15 -- and last for the entire year! http://www.topfive.com/gifts.htm ================================================================== Ruminations for December 13, 2004 -=++=- When my wife and I first met, she didn't like me much because I'm almost 40 years older than she is. But I eventually won her over, partially because I've got such devilish charm, and partially because she REALLY wanted to stay in this country. (Harrison Cockerill) ================================================================== FREE 5 MEGAPIXEL DIGITAL CAMERA special promotion (Enter your zip code to check local availability.) http://1.primaryads.com/z/4126/CD2444/ Enter your zip code for a FREE 5 MEGAPIXEL DIGITAL CAMERA ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... My wife says I'm not ambitious enough. I suppose I could find someone more supportive, but why bother? (Jim Rosenberg) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- Amazing Diet Patch The fastest - Easiest way to lose weight! Try it now FREE! http://click.topica.com/caacVmiclvXF9a67KMbf/MyDietPatches ------------------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------