Subject: Ruminations -- December 14, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 12/15/2004 10:45 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== You can have a brand new Sony Vaio laptop! Complete these surveys and the laptop is yours. Click here now: http://www.adreporting.com/dir.php?a=167348&p=525&w=text ================================================================== Ruminations for December 14, 2004 -=++=- So there I was, in the bus station restroom, when I got this great idea for a novel. It's about a girl who's sitting there, broken-hearted, waiting for some guy to call her for a good time. (Mike Cunningham) ================================================================== Looking for a *different* kind of gift? Give the gift of humor! Gift subscriptions for ClubTop5 and ClubRum cost as little as $15 -- and last for the entire year! http://www.topfive.com/gifts.htm ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... I would have to say that my favorite movie of all time is "Annie." I especially love the part where DeNiro plays Russian Roulette in the VC prison camp. Wait, that was "The Deer Hunter"... Oh, what the hell -- I love 'em both! (Dave George) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- Claim your fully stuffed Christmas Stocking now http://click.topica.com/caacVmdclvXF9a67KMbf/PermissionData ------------------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------