Subject: Ruminations -- December 16, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 12/17/2004 10:32 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== FREE 5 MEGAPIXEL DIGITAL CAMERA special promotion (Enter your zip code to check local availability.) http://1.primaryads.com/z/4126/CD2444/ Enter your zip code for a FREE 5 MEGAPIXEL DIGITAL CAMERA ================================================================== Ruminations for December 16, 2004 -=++=- I still maintain my initial interpretation is equally valid, but it seems that all this time I really *have* been misreading the slogan on my sunflower seeds packages. Apparently, it's actually "Eat. SPIT. Be happy." Now that the confusion has cleared, I've finally been allowed to re-join the rest of the team in the dugout. (Steiner Sellers) ================================================================== Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== Letters From Bad Santa We all know a someone who deserves only lumps of coal this holiday season -- friends, relatives, your S.O., co-workers, your boss.... Now you can have Santa send him or her a *personalized* letter to break the bad news! http://www.LettersFromBadSanta.com ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... My Dad told me that masturbating would make hair grow on my palms. Now if I could just find a way to market this concept as a cure for baldness without creeping people out, I'd really have something. (Kevin Bonnay) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Get Your Own Support-a-Cure Yellow Bracelet for $1.99 ** Show your support for finding cures for both AIDS & Cancer. Get yours for just $1.99. This bracelet makes a difference. http://click.topica.com/caacVlOclvXF9a67KMbf/Penn Media ------------------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------