Subject: Ruminations -- January 22, 2004 From: Top5 Productions Date: 01/23/2004 05:51 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Ruminations for January 22, 2004 NOTE FROM CHRIS: More than a few sharp-eyed readers out there sarcastically pointed out to me that some bonehead (me, actually) had accidentally sent out Tuesday's edition again yesterday. So you won't miss anything vital, I'm including yesterday's Ruminations in this issue. That's FOUR Ruminations today! However, if you were to invest a measly $1 a month, you could get yourself a subscription to our ClubRum edition and receive a whopping *TEN* Ruminations every day, including our Bad Rumination of the Day and our Filthy Rumination of the Day -- along with access to our archive of over 5,000 Ruminations! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml -=++=- My young grandson loves to bounce on the bed. It must be hereditary, because I'm pretty sure that's how his mother got pregnant. (Dave Henry) Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, now I'm just your punching bag. (Doug Sykes) ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... There is nothing as relaxing as going to the bathroom while reading a good, wholesome book. Unless, of course, those rent-a-cops at the botanical garden harass you for having "ruined" the rhododendron exhibit. (Frank Varano) If a futuristic cyber-assassin ever came back through time to kill me so that I wouldn't grow up to be the leader of a great rebellion, the first thing I'd do is get a job at Taco Bell. Disguising myself by working with a group of losers should satisfy his main directive. (Todd Loushine) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Commemorate your past, present and future with the gift of Jewelry. Jewelry.com: The best jewelry, the best prices, the best stores, one easy place. http://click.topica.com/caabQ7WclvXF9a67KMbf/ Jewelry.com =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com TOPICA - Start your own email discussion group. FREE! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/create/index2.html --^----------------------------------------------------------------