Subject: Ruminations -- June 14, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 06/15/2004 12:29 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== Ruminations for June 14, 2004 -=++=- My boyfriend asked me to send him a Carol Burnett-like secret signal from the televised Congressional hearing I was attending. We shared a laugh about it later when he explained through the visiting room phone that he had meant the ear tug, not the Tarzan yell. (Sandra Hull) ================================================================== What's the Deal With Automobile Donation? Can you really donate your crappy old car to a worthy charity and take a tax write-off? http://microurl.com/64990560 ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... Second grade was when I finally learned I could cuss quietly to myself and not get into trouble. (Katie Munson) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== ----------------------------------------------------------- Let University of Phoenix make 2004 your year. Evening, weekend or FlexNet® classes – over 130 locations. Look into our programs and get the degree that gets you going! http://click.topica.com/caaciq1clvXF9a67KMbf/UOP ----------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------