Subject: Ruminations -- June 4, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 06/05/2004 02:30 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== Ruminations for June 4, 2004 NOTE FROM CHRIS: Today is Casual Brad Friday, featuring both droll and daffy distractions from the Rasputin of Mouth-tootin'... BRAD SIMANEK! -=++=- Don't know much about history. Don't know much biology. Don't know much about a science book. Don't know much about the French I took... boy, Mom and Dad sure are going to be pissed when they get that tuition bill. (Brad Simanek) -=++=- Perhaps my time working at the suicide hotline would have lasted longer if I hadn't asked callers to explain their problems by saying, "Okay, shoot!" (Brad Simanek) And from the Ruminations Archives... If God had wanted man to fly, he would have given us wings -- big metal ones, powered by fuel pumped out of the earth, and also a large steel fuselage to protect us from the elements. Oh, and God, don't forget the honey cashews and ample legroom in business class. (Brad Simanek) Visit's Brad's Web site: http://www.slightlyamusing.com ================================================================== Mr. Sun Mr. Sun is a mysterious figure, a blinding light. Do not look directly at Mr. Sun -- bask in him. Although 93 million miles away, Mr. Sun shares his warmth with others via his blog. ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== ----------------------------------------------------------- Let University of Phoenix make 2004 your year. Evening, weekend or FlexNet® classes – over 130 locations. Look into our programs and get the degree that gets you going! http://click.topica.com/caaciq1clvXF9a67KMbf/UOP ----------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------