Subject: Ruminations -- March 15, 2004 From: Top5 Productions Date: 03/16/2004 06:21 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Actual comments from our Club list subscribers: * Keep up the good and often hilarious work! (Maree G.) * You rule! (Lee S.) * I have enjoyed your list for, sh*t, 8 or 10 years! (Lisa H.) * Thanks for all the chuckles! (Steve G.) * Love the daily laughs! (Deborah L.) * I'm lovin' it! No, not McDonald's... TOP FIVE! (Anita W.) ClubTop5: http://www.topfive.com/html/ClubTop5.shtml ClubRum: http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== Ruminations for March 15, 2004 -=++=- I was just trying to be efficient. If the people at my doctor's waiting room are going to get so upset about it, they should put up a sign that says "Please do not disrobe in the lobby." (Brad Hamer) ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... If you find a dead body in the street, can you turn it in for a deposit? 'Cause I bet it would be at least a hundred bucks, and I sure could use a hundred bucks. (Bob Van Voris) Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== INSTANT CAR INSURANCE QUOTE! Save time, save money, and get the best deal. Get quote, buy, and print insurance cards online! http://click.topica.com/caabZujclvXF9a67KMbf/ Insurance4usa.com =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------