Subject: Ruminations -- March 29, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 03/30/2004 05:25 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Ruminations for March 29, 2004 -=++=- Why do people potty train kids to the sound of running water? It would be so much better to train your child to the sound of snapping fingers or one of those little clicker things. Of course, it would totally screw the kid's chances of ever sitting through "Riverdance." (Michele Staples) ================================================================== FREE PRODUCT SAMPLES! Hey, folks, this offer is absolutely legit. It's merely another way the manufacturers of products like Kleenex, Advil, Oil of Olay and Robitussin get the word out about their products. Leave your info and voila -- they send you stuff! http://bgeglkfvdvls.cd47468.directresponse.com/c/ I don't know whether they send a single box with a bunch of stuff, or a steady stream of smaller samples, but it sure will be fun to find out. -- Chris ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... Sometimes I wish I was a woman, because I bet "The Woman With Testicles" could make a lot of money on the sideshow circuit. (Fred Meyer) Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== **** Bounces like rubber! Shatters like ceramic! **** Discover Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty in grown up handfuls. It's the creativity unleashing, mood enhancing desk toy! http://click.topica.com/caab4CEclvXF9a67KMbf/ Crazy Aaron Enterprises =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------