Subject: Ruminations -- May 10, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 05/11/2004 01:19 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== Ruminations for May 10, 2004 -=++=- This morning I woke up with the ugliest, skankiest barmaid yet. Damn those Jedi and their stupid mind tricks! (Michael Cunningham) ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... I have a crazy aunt who sends thank you cards in response to thank you cards she's received. If she ever happens to get a thank you card from someone else's similarly-crazy aunt, I may witness the first ever snail-mail infinite loop. (Todd Loushine) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Give Your Team Access to Their PCs from Anywhere. Increase productivity with a secure remote-access solution from GoToMyPC Pro. Stay in touch with your office. FREE TRIAL: http://click.topica.com/caaccMVclvXF9a67KMbf/ ExpertCity =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------