Subject: Ruminations -- November 14, 2003 From: Top5 Productions Date: 11/15/2003 07:09 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Ruminations for November 14, 2003 -=++=- My dog loves cats. I just wish we could find a canine toothpaste that gets that icky cat-stench off his breath. (Brad Simanek) ================================================================== DOES YOUR JOB SUCK? With ClubTop5 and ClubRum, the deluxe versions of our Top5 and Ruminations lists, you'll totally forget you're at work! http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... If I ever decide to become an American citizen, the first thing I'll do is get convicted of a felony so I'll still have a good excuse not to vote. (Craig Stacey) Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2003, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com The Daily Probe (news satire) probe-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Menthol Smokers Only – Receive up to $50 in SAVINGS on name brand Menthol cigarettes!! http://click.topica.com/caabEWlclvXF9a67KMbf/ Lorillard =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com TOPICA - Start your own email discussion group. FREE! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/create/index2.html --^----------------------------------------------------------------