Subject: Ruminations -- November 18, 2004 From: TopFive Date: 11/19/2004 06:28 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Ruminations for November 18, 2004 -=++=- I often remember the wise words my grandma shared with me: "Take hold of your destiny. It's right there in front of you. No, to your right a little. Your OTHER right, Einstein! Grab it, you STUPID IDIOT!" (Karl Bean) ================================================================== Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... Those so-called "Happy Meals" are absolutely no substitute for Prozac. Well, except for that week when the toy was a Talking Electronic Pokemon and this kid at the middle school near my house traded me some of his Zoloft for that. But usually, Happy Meals are absolutely no substitute for Prozac. (Andy Ihnatko) ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== Your free subscription is supported by today's sponsor: ------------------------------------------------------------------- Attention Women! Win a $50,000 Ultimate Makeover! Become the newest “Hottie” on the block. Or use the $50,000 how you wish. Make it yours below! http://click.topica.com/caacR6PclvXF9a67KMbf/Vente ------------------------------------------------------------------- --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com For Topica's complete suite of email marketing solutions visit: http://www.topica.com/?p=TEXFOOTER --^----------------------------------------------------------------