Subject: Ruminations -- November 4, 2003 From: Top5 Productions Date: 11/05/2003 05:49 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Ruminations for November 4, 2003 -=++=- And so I left Cape Canaveral wiser than I had arrived. Maybe I hadn't gotten Jeff Gordon's autograph, but I had learned that NASA and NASCAR are not the same thing, and in the long run, that was probably more valuable. (Brad Wilkerson) ================================================================== What do you get with a ClubTop5 subscription? * Our Certified Filthy! lists! * Top5 Lists with no advertisements whatsoever! * Runners Up list submissions! * Our infamous Current Events news spoof! * Our Too Much Fun Website of the Day picks! * Beer -- lots and lots of beer. (not really) Learn more at http://www.topfive.com/html/ClubTop5.shtml ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... The goal was to inhale so much helium that only dogs could hear me speak. The result was I got so disoriented I messed my pants. Life is funny sometimes. (George MacMillan) Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2003, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com The Daily Probe (news satire) probe-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Stories from the Civil Rights Movement. Extraordinary stories, ordinary people. Share your memories today! http://click.topica.com/caabBO6clvXF9a67KMbf/ AARP =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com TOPICA - Start your own email discussion group. FREE! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/create/index2.html --^----------------------------------------------------------------