Subject: Ruminations -- October 20, 2003 From: Top5 Productions Date: 10/21/2003 02:48 AM To: Ruminations@topica.com Reply-to: Ruminations@ruminate.com ================================================================== [ --== TopFive presents ==-- ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] ================================================================== Ruminations for October 20, 2003 -=++=- I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. So I beat the living snot out of him because I'm lack-toes intolerant. (Lil Owens) ================================================================== EARLY HOLIDAY SHOPPING? Looking for a gift that's as cheap and easy as YOU are, but will still make someone think of you every day for an entire YEAR? Give ClubTop5 and ClubRum gift subscriptions! http://www.topfive.com/html/ClubGift.shtml http://www.ruminate.com/html/ClubRumGift.shtml ================================================================== From the Ruminations Archives... I cried because I had no pants till I met a man who had no ass. (Brian Lee) Join ClubRum and get 10 Ruminations every day! Learn more at http://www.ruminate.com/html/clubrum.shtml ================================================================== [ Send your Ruminations to: submit@ruminate.com. ] [ NOTE: We accept only 100% original, unpublished items. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ Please forward this message only in its entirety. ] [ Radio and television programs, magazines and newspapers ] [ *must* receive permission before using this material. ] [ --- --- --- --- ] [ To kvetch at the owner: Send mail to chris@topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2003, Chris White ] ================================================================== TOPFIVE -- The Home of Original Humor http://www.topfive.com ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Top 5 List (original lists) top5-subscribe@topica.com Top5 Classic (greatest hits) top5classic-subscribe@topica.com Ruminations (odd thoughts) ruminations-subscribe@topica.com The Daily Probe (news satire) probe-subscribe@topica.com ================================================================== [ R U M I N A T I O N S ] [ Ruminations is a Top5 publication ] [ http://www.ruminate.com ] ================================================================== =========================================================== Homeowners, refinance for cash while rates are still low! Our free service will get you up to 4 loan offers. Get the best deal. http://click.topica.com/caabu4TclvXF9a67KMbf/ NextReflex =========================================================== --^---------------------------------------------------------------- This email was sent to: emailaddress@redacted EASY UNSUBSCRIBE click here: http://topica.com/u/?clvXF9.a67KMb.ZGVubmlz Or send an email to: Ruminations-unsubscribe@topica.com TOPICA - Start your own email discussion group. FREE! http://www.topica.com/partner/tag02/create/index2.html --^----------------------------------------------------------------